Alright so last weekend my partner and I tried something totally new – the Tea Bag position. Honestly we were both kinda curious but also way nervous. Like where do you even start? Seriously. But after digging around online we just winged it step by step.
Getting Comfy First
We started by clearing space on our bed. No fancy mats or cushions – just plain old mattress. I laid flat on my back near the edge while my partner stood at the foot of the bed. Height difference was a thing though – our mattress sits pretty low so they had to kinda spread their legs wide to get into position.
Pro tip: Put a damn pillow under your hips if it feels awkward. Took us two tries to figure that out.
The Actual Moves
- Partner stands facing me with knees slightly bent, feet planted.
- I scoot my butt right up to their heels, knees up to my chest.
- They lower slowly till their goods are dangling above my face – real slow cause balance is tricky as hell.
- Then it’s hold-on-for-dear-life time as I tilt my head up. Gentle rocking motion worked better than full movement for us.
Epic Fail Moment
First attempt? Complete disaster. Partner lost balance instantly, knee-jerk reaction almost kicked me in the jaw. We laughed so damn hard it killed the mood for five solid minutes.
Second go: Slower descent. I gripped their thighs for stability – made everything way less wobbly. Still took three tries to find the sweet spot.
What Actually Worked
- Foreplay is non-negotiable – stiffness happens when bodies are tense.
- Eye contact helped regulate rhythm – raised eyebrows meant “too much”, nodding meant “keep going”.
- Stopping to reposition beats powering through slippage. We paused twice to readjust angles.
Verdict?
Intense connection but damn physically awkward. Felt more like practicing yoga than sexy-time honestly. My neck muscles were screaming next morning. Partner loved the visual aspect though. Just goes to show – simple on paper ≠ simple in practice. Might revisit once we hit leg day at the gym more regularly.
