Well, how to make me horny, huh? This ain’t somethin’ ya talk about every day, but let’s get down to it. I ain’t no fancy lady, just tellin’ it like it is.
First off, bein’ clean is important. Nobody wants a smelly partner, ya know? Gotta wash yourself good, smell nice, that kinda stuff. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. Think about it, would you wanna be with someone who smells like a barnyard animal? I didn’t think so.
- Wash yourself good.
- Smell nice.
Then, there’s the touchin’. A little touch here, a little touch there, it goes a long way. Not just any touch, mind you. Gotta be the right kinda touch. Like a gentle hand on the arm, a little rub on the back. It’s all about showin’ you care, showin’ you’re interested. And pay attention! If she flinches away, you’re doin’ it wrong. Back off, try somethin’ else.
Another thing, talkin’ sweet. Whisperin’ in her ear, tellin’ her she’s pretty, tellin’ her you like her. It ain’t gotta be poetry, just gotta be from the heart. Women like hearin’ nice things, makes ’em feel good. And when they feel good, well, things start happenin’, ya know? Just don’t overdo it. Nobody wants a chatterbox all the time.
And listen, bein’ romantic ain’t just for the movies. Light some candles, put on some nice music, make it feel special. Don’t just expect things to happen outta nowhere. You gotta set the mood. It’s like bakin’ a cake, ya gotta have all the right ingredients, ya gotta do it right, or it ain’t gonna turn out good. Maybe some flowers, maybe a nice dinner, nothin’ too fancy, just somethin’ thoughtful.
Now, let’s talk about bein’ playful. A little teasing, a little wink, it keeps things fun. Don’t be so serious all the time. Laughter is good, it makes everyone relax. And when you’re relaxed, things just flow better. You know, like tellin’ a joke, or a playful nudge, just somethin’ to break the ice and keep things lighthearted.
Try new things too. Don’t be stuck in a rut. Life’s too short to be doin’ the same old thing all the time. There’s a whole world of things to try, ya just gotta be willin’ to explore a little. Maybe a different position, maybe a different place, maybe a different time of day. Shake things up a bit, keep it interestin’. It’s like plantin’ a garden, ya gotta rotate the crops sometimes, or the soil gets tired, and nothin’ grows.
And for goodness sake, pay attention to what she likes. Every woman’s different, ya know? What works for one might not work for another. So listen to her, watch her, learn what makes her tick. It ain’t about you, it’s about both of ya. It’s like dancin’, ya gotta move together, ya gotta be in sync, or ya just steppin’ on each other’s toes.
Surprises are good too. A little unexpected gift, a little note, a little somethin’ to show you’re thinkin’ about her. It don’t have to be expensive, it just has to be from the heart. It’s the thought that counts, ya know? Like bringin’ her a cup of coffee in the mornin’, or pickin’ up her favorite candy bar at the store. Small things can make a big difference.
Sexting, now there’s somethin’ new. Sendin’ little messages, tellin’ her what you’re thinkin’, what you’re wantin’ to do. It’s like a little secret between the two of ya, builds the anticipation. But be careful, don’t be too dirty, don’t be too pushy. Gotta keep it playful, gotta keep it fun. And for heaven’s sake, make sure you’re sendin’ it to the right person! Wouldn’t want that gettin’ into the wrong hands, now would ya?
And last but not least, be confident. Nobody wants a scaredy cat. Stand up straight, look her in the eye, let her know you’re interested. It’s like goin’ for a job interview, ya gotta sell yourself, ya gotta show ’em you’re the right person for the job. And in this case, the job is makin’ her happy.
So there ya have it, some plain talk on how to make me horny. It ain’t rocket science, it ain’t magic, it’s just about bein’ a good partner, bein’ attentive, bein’ thoughtful. And remember, it’s a two-way street, ya gotta give and take. Now go out there and make someone happy, and hopefully they’ll make you happy too.
