Okay, so, today’s topic is kinda…spicy. I stumbled across this list of slang for, you know, cunnilingus, and boy, was it an eye-opener. I mean, I thought I knew a few, but this was a whole other level. It really got me thinking, you know? So, I decided to dive deeper into this, just out of sheer curiosity.
First, I searched on the internet to get a general idea. The first thing I found was a dictionary – a real, proper dictionary of “dirty words,” can you believe it? It had like 2,000 entries, just for sexual slang. That’s when I knew I was in for a wild ride.
Then, I started seeing a pattern. A lot of the slang was based on food, especially fruits and sweets. Like, I saw cucumbers and bananas used for…well, you can guess. And then there were cookies and cupcakes standing in for the opposite. It was kinda funny, but also, it made me think about how we use everyday words in such different ways.
Next, I decided to make my own little list. I grabbed a notebook and just started jotting down every term I could find. I scoured forums, I looked through articles, I even checked out some pretty questionable websites – all in the name of research, of course. My list grew longer and longer, and some of the terms I found were…well, let’s just say they were creative.
- Eat out
- Muff dive
- Go down south
- Have a snack
- Dinner is served
After a while, I realized I had a pretty comprehensive collection. I organized it by categories – food-related, animal-related, some that were just plain weird. It was a bit overwhelming, to be honest, but also kinda fascinating. It’s amazing how many ways people have come up with to talk about the same thing.
My Thoughts
Honestly, the whole experience was a bit of a mind-blower. I never thought I’d spend so much time thinking about slang for cunnilingus, but here we are. It was a weird, funny, and strangely educational journey. Now, I’m not saying I’m gonna start using these terms in everyday conversation, but it’s definitely given me a new perspective on language and how we use it.
