Alright, so, “sexinacar.” Yeah, I’ve been there, done that. Let me tell you, it’s not always as glamorous as it sounds. But hey, it can be fun if you do it right. So here’s my take, from, you know, experience.
First things First: Picking the Right Spot
This is crucial, guys. You don’t wanna get caught with your pants down, literally. I remember this one time, we thought we were being all sneaky, parked in this deserted lot… turns out it wasn’t so deserted. Headlights in the rearview mirror – instant mood killer. So, learn from my mistakes:
- Scout it out beforehand. Seriously, do a drive-by during the day. Check for foot traffic, security cameras, the whole nine yards.
- Think secluded, but not too secluded. You want some privacy, but you also don’t want to be in a place where nobody would hear you scream, if you get my drift.
- Residential areas are generally a no-go. Too many nosy neighbors. Trust me.
Gearing up the Car
There is always preparations before we do it, I tried several times with different positions in different cars, some of them are failed, finally, I found the most suitable position and car I have tried.
- Spacious is the KEY! I have tried several cars, finally I found that SUV is the best one because of it’s space.
- Seats must be suitable for folding Some of the car’s seats are really hard to be folded, make sure you can handle it before you do it.
Getting Down to Business
Okay, so you’ve found the perfect spot, you’re feeling good. Now what? Well, that’s up to you and your partner, obviously. But here are a few things I’ve learned:
- Communicate. Seriously, talk to each other. What feels good? What doesn’t? Don’t be afraid to experiment, but also, be respectful.
- Get creative with positions. Let’s be real, cars aren’t exactly designed for this. So you gotta get inventive. Back seat, front seat, reclining seats… whatever works.
- Don’t be afraid to laugh. It’s gonna be awkward sometimes. You might bump heads, get a cramp, whatever. Just roll with it.
The Aftermath
So, you’re done. Now what? Well, hopefully, you had a good time. But there are a few practical things to consider:
- Clean up. Seriously, don’t be a slob. Dispose of any, uh, evidence responsibly.
- Check yourself. Make sure you’re both okay. No injuries, no regrets (hopefully).
- Drive safe. You might be feeling all relaxed and happy, but you still gotta get home. So, pay attention to the road.
And that’s it, folks. My completely unasked-for, but hopefully somewhat helpful, guide to, well, you know. It’s not for everyone, but if you’re gonna do it, do it right. And remember, have fun, be safe, and for the love of God, pick a good spot!
