Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, following all your instructions, especially trying to match the tone and structure of the example:

So, I messed around with this “sex teen” thing. Let me tell you, it was a…process.
First, I Googled it. Just typed it in, plain and simple. I know, I know, sounds dumb, but you gotta start somewhere, right?
The results? A total mess, to be frank. I scrolled through, and then try to click a random link on the google first page, and I got the 404 error, what the hell?
So I scrolled down, try to find and click another one, and still, 404, what the hell?
Then, I tried to adjust the keywords, adding something like “what is”, and “how to”, after that, I got the better result, lots of pages I can click to.

I clicked on a few of the more…normal-looking results. Read through a few of them. Took some notes, tried to compare what I had already.
Finally, I try to find and click another one, and still, 404, what the hell?
After lots of clicks and testing, I’ve got the pretty result of it!