Alright, so, I’ve been hearing a lot about this “rusty trombone” thing. Sounds kinda wild, you know? So, I got curious and decided to give it a try with my partner the other night. I mean, why not, right? Life’s too short for boring sex.

First off, we talked about it. Communication is key, folks. We laughed, we joked, and we made sure we were both into the idea. It’s important to be on the same page, you feel me?
Then, we set the mood. Dimmed the lights, put on some music, the whole nine yards. Gotta make it comfortable, right? He stood there, legs apart, looking all sexy and ready. I got down on my knees, heart racing a bit, not gonna lie. It’s a bit of an adventure, trying something new like this.
I started with the “rusty” part, licking his anus. It was… interesting. Definitely a new sensation for both of us. He was into it, which made it even better. Then, I reached around and started the “trombone” part, giving him a hand job at the same time. It’s a bit of a coordination challenge, but that’s part of the fun, right?
- Licking: Going in circles, up and down, all around.
- Stroking: Getting a good rhythm, finding what he likes.
- Combining: Trying to sync up the two actions. It’s tricky, but we got there.
We laughed a lot, tried different things, and just enjoyed the moment. It’s not just about the physical act, it’s about exploring together, trying new stuff, and having a good time.
In the end, we both had a blast. It was fun, it was different, and it brought us closer. Would I do it again? Hell yeah! It’s all about keeping things fresh and exciting, right?

So, if you’re curious about the rusty trombone, I say go for it. Just make sure you and your partner are both comfortable and ready to explore. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.