Well, honey, let’s talk about this rough sex thing. You know, gettin’ a little wild in the bedroom. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. It ain’t for everyone, that’s for sure. But if you and your fella are lookin’ to spice things up, here’s some stuff I’ve heard about. This is some tips for rough sex.

First thing’s first, you gotta talk to each other. Make sure you both on the same page. What one person thinks is fun, the other might not like so much. You gotta know what’s okay and what ain’t. Some say tell him you wanna be tied up. And hit, but not too hard.
Now, I heard some folks like to, you know, get tied up. That’s a whole thing. Rope and stuff. Don’t know much about that, but I guess if that’s your cup of tea, go for it. Just be careful, ya hear? Don’t want nobody gettin’ hurt for real. And if someone starts not liking it, gotta stop it right away.
- Talk to each other.
- Be safe.
- Stop if it ain’t fun no more.
Some folks like it when things get loud. You know, yellin’ and carryin’ on. I guess that can be part of it. If that gets you goin’, then go ahead, let it all out. Some folks just like to scream, or maybe they can’t help it. Just make sure you ain’t scarin’ the neighbors.
I also heard about some folks usin’ toys and such. Whips and, uh, other things. Don’t know the names of ’em all. Again, gotta be careful with that stuff. Don’t go swingin’ things around willy-nilly. You could put an eye out!
Now, some people like to pretend, like they’re in a movie or somethin’. One’s the bad guy, one’s the, uh, damsel in distress, I guess. I don’t know, seems a little silly to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat. This is one of the tips for rough sex.

And then there’s the hittin’. Some folks like a little smack here and there. Gotta be real careful with that, though. You don’t wanna be bruisin’ nobody up. A little sting is one thing, but don’t be leavin’ marks. A little rough is ok for some, but you need to make sure your partner is ok, too.
- Don’t hurt each other for real.
- Toys can be dangerous.
- Don’t leave marks.
I heard some folks like to, uh, pull hair. That seems a bit much to me, but I guess some people are into it. Just be gentle, you don’t wanna be yankin’ out clumps of hair. That ain’t gonna be fun for nobody.
And don’t forget, you gotta clean up after yourselves. Don’t be leavin’ a mess in the bedroom. That ain’t nice. And make sure you use protection, you know what I mean. Don’t want no surprises nine months later.
Rough sex, it’s a whole thing. It can make things better or worse, so make sure you know what you’re doing. Some say it makes things more fun, others ain’t into it. Just remember to be safe and have fun, that’s the most important thing. It ain’t about who gets there first, you know, it’s about enjoyin’ the ride, so to speak.
You can try it on the couch, too. When you don’t see it coming, it can be better, I guess. Some people know all about this stuff. They call themselves therapists, I think. They say rough sex is about the right state of mind. So I guess if you’re a nice person normally, it might be hard to get into. But hey, I don’t know about all that.

Some people like to use blindfolds, too. I guess that makes it more exciting. It can be fun if you’re into that, but not everyone knows all about it. Make sure you both ok with it first.
So, there you have it. Just some things I heard about this rough sex business. It ain’t for me, but if you and your fella wanna try it, just be careful and have fun. And remember, if it ain’t fun, then stop. Ain’t no point in doin’ somethin’ you don’t enjoy. These are some tips for rough sex, so I hope it helps.