Well now, let me tell ya ’bout this boyfriend test thing. You know, these young folks these days, they got all sorts of fancy ways of doin’ things. Back in my day, you just kinda knew if a fella was right for ya. You looked him in the eye, saw if he was a hard worker, and if he treated his mama right. But these kids, they got tests and quizzes and all that hullabaloo.
So, what’s this boyfriend test all about? Seems to me, it’s a way for these young girls to figure out if their fella is a keeper. Like, is he gonna stick around or is he gonna run off with the first pretty thing that walks by? They ask all sorts of questions, you know? Like, what’s your favorite color? Now, I reckon that ain’t tellin’ you much, but these girls, they think it means somethin’. They say if he likes black, maybe he’s mysterious. If he likes blue, maybe he’s calm. Purple? Maybe he’s, I dunno, a bit…fancy? To me, it just sounds like a bunch of hooey.
Then they got questions about the future. Like, “Do you see us together down the road?” Well, shoot, any fella worth his salt is gonna say yes to that, ain’t he? Even if he’s got his eye on the door, he ain’t gonna tell you that right off the bat! These tests, they just seem like a way to trick a fella, to get him to say things he might not really mean.
- What’s his favorite food?
- Does he remember your birthday?
- Does he open doors for you?
Lordy, the questions just go on and on. And you know what I think? I think it’s all a waste of time. You wanna know if a fella’s good for ya? Watch how he acts. Does he treat you with respect? Does he help you out when you need it? Does he make you laugh? That’s what matters, not some silly test.
I remember my old man, bless his soul. He wasn’t much for talkin’, but he was the steadiest fella you ever did see. He worked hard, he loved his family, and he always made sure we had food on the table. He never took no silly test, and we were married for fifty good years. That’s what I call a real test, a test of time. Not some quiz in a magazine or on the internet.
These young girls, they worry too much. They spend all their time analyzin’ every little thing, tryin’ to figure out if their boyfriend is “perfect.” But let me tell you somethin’, there ain’t no such thing as perfect. Everybody’s got their flaws, their little quirks. And you know what? That’s what makes life interestin’. If everyone was the same, the world would be a mighty boring place.
So, my advice to these young girls is this: Put down the tests, stop overthinkin’ things, and just enjoy the ride. If he makes you happy, if he treats you right, then hold on to him. And if he don’t? Well, then kick him to the curb and find someone who does. It’s as simple as that. Life’s too short to be wastin’ time on fellas who ain’t worth it. You don’t need no test to tell you that.
And another thing, these girls need to learn to trust their gut. You know, that little voice inside your head? It usually knows what’s up. If somethin’ feels off, it probably is. Don’t ignore that feeling just because he answered all the questions on your silly test “right”. A fella can be a real smooth talker, but his actions will always tell you the truth.
So, yeah, that’s what I think about this boyfriend test business. A whole lot of nothin’, if you ask me. Just good old common sense and a watchful eye, that’s all you need to find a good fella. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this talk about boyfriends has made me hungry!
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