Well, well, well, look at this. So many folks now, they always talkin’ about this thing, “passed out drunk porn“. I hear it all the time. Young folks, these days. What are they up to? Lord knows. I ain’t never seen nothing like it before, this kinda thing. Now, I tell ya what, it’s somethin’ else, ain’t it? This whole internet thing is a mystery to me. I don’t know what happens in there.
This “passed out drunk porn“, I reckon it’s somethin’ to do with them pictures and videos. I heard them talkin’. They say it’s all over that internet. And folks, they just watchin’ it like it’s nothin’. Back in my day, we didn’t have nothin’ like this, nothin’ at all. We had our own fun. We didn’t need no internet to have a good time.
These young people, they see someone all passed out drunk, and then they film it. They film some nasty things. It’s a shame, I tell ya. It’s like the whole world’s gone crazy. Nothin’s private anymore. Everything’s out there for everyone to see. What’s this world comin’ to? I just don’t know.
They got all these sites, these “porn” sites. What even is that? Sounds like some kinda food or somethin’. But it ain’t. It’s pictures, movin’ pictures, of people doin’ things they shouldn’t be doin’, that’s what I hear. And people, they just watch it. They just watch it all day long, I guess. I don’t get it. Don’t they have somethin’ better to do?
- This “passed out drunk porn” thing, it’s a mess, I tell ya.
- People gettin’ drunk, fallin’ asleep, and then boom.
- It’s all on the internet, for everyone to see.
- What a world, what a world.
I heard them talkin’ about this one place, “Pornhub”. They said it is dark now. What does that even mean? It is like a cave? It is like they turned the lights off? I don’t understand. Sounds like a silly name anyway. “Pornhub”. What is that, a hub for “porn“? Like a wheel? I don’t know. It’s all beyond me.
And these girls, these young girls, they’re all dancin’ around, wearin’ next to nothin’. They say they’re doin’ it for money. For fame. I seen one, they call her “Hot Pink Pole Dancer”. What in the world is a pole dancer? Is it someone who dances with poles? Why would you do that? And pink? My, oh my. It’s just too much for me. I don’t understand these young people, I really don’t. They call her “cute” too. I don’t think that’s very cute, I think it is sad. These young people are wasting their lives.
This Devon Green, she’s another one. I hear them talkin’ about her too. Somethin’ about a stepbrother. Sounds like a whole lot of trouble if you ask me. Family’s supposed to stick together, not do whatever they say she’s doin’. It’s all just a mess. A big, ol’ mess. This “porn” business, it’s ruinin’ everything. People don’t have no shame no more. This “passed out drunk porn” is just one part of it, I guess. It makes people do stupid things.
I don’t know what’s gonna happen to this world. All this “passed out drunk porn“, all this internet stuff. It’s changin’ everything. And not for the better, I tell ya. Not for the better. People need to get back to basics. Back to real life. Not this fake stuff on the internet. They need to put down their phones, go outside, get some fresh air. That’s what they need. Go find a job. Live a real life.
This internet, it’s like a big, ol’ hole. You can just fall right in and never come out. And this “passed out drunk porn“, it’s like a trap. It’s just waitin’ for people to fall in. And once you’re in, you can’t get out. That’s what I think, anyway. It’s a dangerous thing, this internet. A dangerous thing indeed. And people need to be careful. They need to watch out. Or they’ll end up just like those poor souls in those videos, passed out drunk, with their whole life on display for the whole world to see.
I don’t know what else to say. This “passed out drunk porn” thing, it is a bad business. I hope people will wake up and stop watching this stuff. It is no good. No good at all.
