Okay so last weekend I was kinda bored with our usual shower routine, right? Wanted to spice things up a bit. Remembered hearing how shower oral could be next-level with the right positions, so we decided to test-drive a few. Water was already running hot – perfect timing.
Getting Started
First thing: cleared the damn bottles off the shower floor. Almost ate it on a conditioner tube last time – not sexy. Grabbed that non-slip mat too. My partner stood facing the wall like usual while I got on my knees. Big mistake immediately – water kept hitting my nose full force. Couldn’t freakin’ breathe properly.
The Positions That Actually Worked
Changed it up:
- Sitting on the edge: Got them sitting on that little shower stool we have. Kneeled outside the curtain but stuck my head through the opening. Zero water interference! Only problem? My knees hurt like hell after 2 minutes on the tile.
- Squat power: Both fully inside shower now. Had them spread legs wide while squatting against the wall. Worked killer! Grabbed their thighs for leverage. Bonus? Water streaming down their back made everything slippery smooth. Almost dropped them though – grip strength matters.
- The bench save: Finally put that teak shower bench to real use. They lay flat on it while I knelt. Height was perfect. Could actually use my hands too without drowning. Best part? Controlled the showerhead spray so it wasn’t blasting anyone’s face.
Epic Fail Moment
Tried some twisted sideways position we saw online. Total disaster. Partner cracked their elbow hard on the glass door. We just burst out laughing while rubbing their elbow. Lesson? Keep it simple. Trying to look like porn stars always ends badly.
Final Thoughts
The sitting positions? Gold. Hands down easier when you’re not fighting water jets. Squatting against the wall was surprisingly fun – requires trust though unless you wanna drop somebody. Next time? Bringing kneepads and definitely ditching complicated pretzel moves. Shower sex pro tip? Keep towels nearby. Slippery surfaces + enthusiasm = ER trip waiting to happen.
