So, I wanted to figure out the size of my buddy down there. You know, just for, uh, scientific purposes. It’s a bit awkward, but I figured, why not? It’s my body, and I’m curious.
First, I needed something to measure with. I grabbed a tailor’s tape measure from my sewing kit – figured that would be the most accurate. Then, I, uh, got myself ready. You know, stood up straight and all that. It’s a bit weird doing this, I gotta admit.
To measure the length, I started from the base, right where it meets the body. I placed the end of the tape there and stretched it out to the tip. I made sure to press down a bit at the base to get past any, um, fluff. It was a bit tricky to hold it in place and read the numbers, but I managed.
- Getting the tape measure: This was easy enough, just grabbed it from the drawer.
- Standing up: Yeah, that’s important, apparently.
- Measuring the length: Base to tip, got it. Press down a bit at the base.
Then came the girth, which is basically the thickness. I wrapped the tape around the thickest part, somewhere in the middle. This was even weirder than measuring the length, if I’m honest. I made sure the tape was snug but not too tight, and then I read the number where it overlapped.
- Wrapping the tape: Around the middle, nice and snug.
- Reading the number: Where the tape meets, that’s the girth.
I wrote down both numbers. It was interesting, I guess. I mean, I’ve always been curious, and now I know. Not sure what I’ll do with this information, but hey, knowledge is power, right?
I also did some quick reading online and found out that when guys are, you know, not excited, the sizes can vary a lot more. And smaller sizes tend to grow more when they get excited compared to bigger ones. Kind of interesting, huh?
Anyway, that’s my little experiment. It was a bit awkward, a bit weird, but I did it. Now I have some numbers, and I’m not sure what to think. Maybe I’ll do it again sometime, just to see if anything changes. Who knows? It’s a strange world down there.
Important Note
I made sure to measure when I was fully, you know, at attention. Apparently, that’s when you get the most accurate numbers. Measuring when things are, uh, relaxed can be all over the place.
