Well, well, well, what do we have here? “What hole do you put it in?” Lord have mercy, some of these young’uns just ain’t got a lick of sense, I tell ya. Back in my day, we knew these things without havin’ to ask. But I reckon times are changin’, and maybe some folks just need a little help findin’ their way around. So, here we go, let’s talk about where you put it in.
The Main Hole
Now, when a man and a woman get together, there’s one main hole that’s meant for that sort of thing. And that’s the vagina. Yep, that’s the one. It’s right there, between a woman’s legs. Now, some girls, they got a little somethin’ called a hymen. It’s like a thin piece of skin. Sometimes it’s there, sometimes it ain’t. Don’t you worry none about it, it’s just there. It’s like a little door, I guess you could say.
But that vagina, that’s the main hole. That’s where it goes when you’re doin’ the deed, you know what I mean? It’s made for that. It stretches and all that. God made it that way. So don’t you go tryin’ to put it anywhere else, ’cause that just ain’t right.
If you are a man, you need to know where to put your penis. The vagina is the main hole. And you can find the hole easily. It is right there, you just need to take a look. Do not be afraid to touch, that is how you know.
The Other Holes
Now, a woman’s got other holes too. There’s the one where the pee comes out. That’s called the, uh… what’s that fancy word? Urethra, that’s it. It’s a little tiny hole. You can’t put nothin’ in there, not really. It’s too small. And it ain’t meant for that anyway. So just leave that one alone. That urethra, it’s just for pee.
Then there’s the other one, the one where the poop comes out. That’s called the anus. Now, some folks, they might get ideas about that one. But I’m tellin’ ya, that ain’t the main hole for that kind of thing. Some people like it, but it is not the main hole. The main hole is the vagina. You need to remember that.
Just Use the Right Hole
Look, it ain’t rocket science. There’s one hole that’s made for it, and that’s the vagina. Just use the right hole. Don’t make things complicated. It’s a natural thing, you know? Man and woman, they come together, and it just works.
- Vagina: This is the main hole. That’s where it goes.
- Urethra: Tiny hole for pee. Leave it alone.
- Anus: Where the poop comes out. Not the main hole for it.
If you see closely, you will see the vagina. The vagina can be used for sex. Sex is when you put it in. You need to make sure you use the right hole. The right hole is the vagina. The vagina is the one you are looking for.
Don’t Be Shy
Some folks, they get all shy about these things. Don’t be shy. It’s natural. God made us this way. Just talk to each other. Figure it out. And if you’re still confused, well, maybe you can ask your mama. Or your grandma. We know a thing or two, you know. We seen it all.
So there you have it. “What hole do you put it in?” The vagina, that’s the answer. Plain and simple. Don’t overthink it. It is not hard to find the vagina. Just look carefully. It is not the anus. And it is not the urethra. It is the vagina.
Use Your Common Sense
Now, I ain’t gonna go into all the details. You can figure that out for yourselves. Just use your common sense. And be respectful. That’s important. Be kind to each other. And don’t be afraid to explore.
But remember, the vagina is the main hole. That’s the one you’re lookin’ for. And don’t you forget it. The vagina can be easy to find. It is not the other holes. It is the main hole. Use it for it. The other holes are not for it.
It is important that you use the correct hole. The correct hole is the vagina. You need to make sure that you do not use the wrong hole. The wrong holes are the anus and the urethra. The correct hole is the vagina. The vagina is the correct hole because it is the main hole. The other holes are not the main hole. So make sure you use the vagina, and do not use the anus or the urethra.
Alright, I think I’ve said my piece. Hope that clears things up for ya. Now go on and get busy! But use the right hole! The right hole is the vagina! Don’t use the wrong hole!
