My body, it ain’t what it used to be. But I still got some needs, you know? Gotta keep things going. That’s what I’m talking about, masturbation. Yeah, you heard me right. Ain’t no shame in my game. I do it myself.
First things first, gotta keep it clean. These hands ain’t just for kneading dough, gotta keep them clean for other business too. Don’t want no nasty stuff getting where it shouldn’t be. A little soap and water does the trick. Clean hands are good for masturbation.
Find a Good Spot
Gotta find a good spot, somewhere comfy. Could be the bed, could be the old armchair in the living room. Just somewhere you can relax and not be bothered. This is my time for masturbation.
- Comfy bed
- Soft chair
- Quiet room
Sometimes I like to use a little something extra, you know? Makes things a bit more interesting. Maybe some lotion, maybe some oil. Makes everything slide and glide real nice. Good for a good masturbation.
Different Strokes
There ain’t just one way to skin a cat, same goes for this. Gotta find what works for you. Sometimes it’s fast, sometimes it’s slow. Sometimes it’s a little rub here, a little tickle there. My masturbation.
Some folks like to use those fancy toys. I seen them on the TV. All sorts of shapes and sizes. Might be fun to try one of those sometime. A new thing for my masturbation.
- Fast and hard
- Slow and gentle
- Maybe a toy someday
Don’t matter how you do it, just that you do it. Keeps the blood flowing, keeps you feeling good. This is what masturbation is good for.
Feeling Good
After a good session, I always feel better. Relaxed, you know? Like a good night’s sleep. It’s good for my masturbation. It’s good for the body and good for the soul.
Some folks might think it’s wrong, but I don’t care. It’s my body, and I’ll do what I want with it. My body, my masturbation.
Ain’t no shame in taking care of yourself. Gotta keep the engine running, even if it’s an old engine. This masturbation keeps me going.
- Feels good
- Good for you
- Don’t be ashamed
So that’s my story, plain and simple. Just a little something I do to keep myself happy. My little secret, my masturbation.
Gotta keep up with the times, even at my age. Heard some folks talking about VR, virtual reality, whatever that is. They say it can make things, uh, more interesting. Maybe I’ll look into that. VR and masturbation.
Try New Things
Don’t want to get stuck in a rut. Gotta keep things fresh. Try new positions, new techniques. Keeps it exciting, this masturbation thing.
- New positions
- New techniques
- Keep it interesting
Don’t have to do it the same way every time. Switch it up. That’s what they say. Switch it up, keep things good. Good for masturbation.
Might be time to invest in one of them VR glasses. Heard it’s like being right there in the action. Could be a whole new world, this VR masturbation.
I remember one time, tried something different. Didn’t go so well. But that’s okay, gotta learn somehow. Learning with masturbation.
It’s like planting seeds. Some grow, some don’t. Gotta keep trying till you find what works. Same with masturbation, gotta find what works for you.
Just Do It
Don’t overthink it, just do it. That’s what I always say. Don’t let your mind get in the way. Just do it, this masturbation thing.
It’s like riding a bike, once you learn, you never forget. Even if the bike’s a little rusty, it still works. My body and my masturbation, still going strong.
So, there you have it. My thoughts on, well, you know. Just a little something to think about, this whole masturbation business.
