Oh, honey, you won’t believe the things folks are talkin’ about these days! At home sex toys, they call ’em. Now, back in my day, we didn’t have none of that fancy stuff. But times are changin’, and I reckon folks are gettin’ creative with their, uh, private time. These newfangled sex toys, they come in all shapes and sizes. Lordy, I seen some pictures, made my old eyes pop right outta my head!
Some of these things, they buzz and whirr. They say it’s for, well, you know… feelin’ good. And these at home ones, they’re supposed to be made from things you got layin’ around the house. Can you imagine? They use all sorts of things to make them. Like somethings you would never think of. It is wild now these days.
Now, I ain’t one to judge. If it makes folks happy and they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then who am I to say anything? But I do worry about the safety of it all. You gotta be careful with these sex toys, you know? You don’t want to be usin’ just anything. Make sure it’s clean, and make sure it ain’t gonna break on ya. That’d be a real mess, wouldn’t it?
They got these things called vibrators. They’re all the rage, these days. Make you feel all tingly, they say. And some are for down there, you know, for the ladies. Others are for the fellas. Some folks, they even use ’em together! Ain’t that somethin’? These at home sex toys are gettin’ more and more common, I reckon. Everyone’s doin’ it, or so they say.
- There’s these cock rings, too. Make things… harder, I hear.
- And some folks like to tie each other up. That’s called bondage, I think.
- Some of these toys even work with your phone! Can you believe it? Technology these days…
Now, I ain’t sayin’ you should go out and make your own sex toys. But if you’re gonna do it, be smart about it. Don’t use nothin’ sharp, or nothin’ that could get stuck. And for heaven’s sake, clean it good! You don’t want no nasty germs gettin’ where they shouldn’t be. That’s a recipe for disaster, right there. Some people are so silly when making at home sex toys. They don’t think about safety.
These young folks, they got all sorts of ideas. They’re always comin’ up with somethin’ new. Me, I’m just tryin’ to keep up! It’s a whole new world out there. But one thing’s for sure, people are always gonna be lookin’ for ways to feel good. And these sex toys, well, they’re just one way to do it, I suppose. They say that they make you feel good. Maybe they are right. I am not trying that though. I am too old to try that stuff.
I heard some folks say that some toys can make you, well, you know… finish. They call it an orgasm. Sounds powerful, I reckon. Some of these at home sex toys are supposed to be real good at that. Especially for the ladies. They say it can make you see stars! Well, I never heard of such a thing. I reckon, it might be fun to try. Or maybe not. I am too old for this kind of fun now.
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