Okay so last week I met this super charming woman at a friend’s BBQ, right? We’re chatting about life stuff and she casually drops “oh my moon’s in Libra” like it explains everything. I’m sitting there nodding like I get it, but honestly? No clue what that meant. So I decided to dig into this Libra moon thing proper.
My Totally Unplanned Research Phase
First thing Monday morning, I grabbed my worn-out astrology books buried under old magazines. Dusted off Linda Goodman’s crap – pages are literally falling out but hey, gotta start somewhere. Skimmed through the Libra chapter feeling like a detective hunting clues. Then I hit up three different astrology blogs on my phone while waiting for coffee to brew. Found wild contradictions everywhere – one site called Libra moons “pushovers” while another said they’re “ruthless decision-makers.” Total mess.
Testing Theories On My Libra Moon Friend
Texted Sarah (that’s the BBQ woman) pretending to care about Mercury retrograde, then slipped in Libra moon questions. Noticed she always:
- Replied late afternoon – turns out she naps when stressed “to balance emotions”
- Asked my opinion before choosing what drink to order
- Refused to pick sides when her friends were arguing about politics
Started seeing patterns – this lady avoids conflict like expired milk. Also caught her staring at mismatched curtains at my place like they physically hurt her.
The Live Experiment Disaster
Figured I’d test this “fairness obsession” theory. Made Sarah mediate between my nephews fighting over PlayStation time. Worst. Idea. Ever. She:
- Created an elaborate points system nobody understood
- Insisted both kids had identical snack portions
- Spent 20 minutes adjusting the couch cushions “for equal comfort”
Kids ended up ignoring her compromise and settled it themselves with rock-paper-scissors. Total Libra moon fail moment right there.
Key Traits That Actually Check Out
After watching Sarah for two weeks and comparing notes with astro forums, here’s what sticks:
- Decision paralysis is REAL – takes her 15 minutes to pick Netflix shows
- Will literally rearrange furniture if things look “unbalanced”
- Hides strong opinions behind diplomat talk until pushed hard
- Uses charm like armor when uncomfortable
Biggest surprise? Her “indecisiveness” vanishes on issues of justice – saw her tear into a landlord trying to scam her neighbor. Turns out Libra moons flip into warrior mode when someone’s getting screwed over.
Honestly thought this moon sign stuff was fluff before, but damn if it doesn’t explain why Sarah can’t decide what to eat but will fight your battles. Still think astrology’s half-baked science though – seen too many cookie-cutter descriptions that miss real people’s messy edges.
