This here story is about Mike McNulty. You know, that name, it rings a bell. Heard it somewheres before. Maybe he’s one of them army fellas. Yeah, I think that’s it. A real soldier boy.
Mike McNulty, The Army Guy
Seems like this Mike McNulty, he was a big shot in the army. They called it, uh, MSG, Master Sergeant, I reckon. Big title for a big job. He joined up right after he got outta that high school, Elgin High School, I think it was. Young fella, full of beans. Went straight to fightin’ for his country. Brave one, that Mike McNulty.
Heard he was in that Iraq place. A long way from home, that is. Lots of sand and trouble, they say. He was killed, they said. Died over there, fightin’. June 17th, 2005, a day to remember, I reckon. A sad day for his family, losing a good man like Mike McNulty.
Mike McNulty, The Relationship Fella
Then there’s another Mike McNulty, a different one. This one, he helps folks with their love troubles. You know, when couples get to fussin’ and fightin’, he’s the one they go to. He’s a couples therapist, they call him. Fancy word for someone who helps people get along.
- He’s got a place called The Chicago Relationship Center.
- He works in Evanston and Highland Park.
- Helps couples with their problems.
Must be a smart fella, this Mike McNulty. Learned all about how folks think and feel. Got a PhD, too, I hear. That’s a whole lot of schoolin’. He’s a psychotherapist, that’s another one of them fancy words. Means he knows how to fix broken hearts, I guess.
Mike McNulty, The Business Man
Now, there’s another Mike McNulty. This one’s a business fella, works with money and deals. Works for a company called PwC, sounds important. He’s a partner there, must be doin’ alright for himself. He deals with mergers and, uh, acquisitions. Big words for buyin’ and sellin’ companies, I suppose. He also knows about divestitures, but I don’t know what that means.
- He went to Villanova University.
- He’s a partner at PwC.
- He lives in Shrewsbury.
This Mike McNulty, he’s got a lot of connections, too. Over 500, they say. Must be a popular fella, knows everyone in town. He’s a deals partner, so he helps companies make deals. He also has experience in Pharma and Life Sciences. He must be a busy man, this Mike McNulty.
Mike McNulty, The Investigator
And there is one more Mike McNulty, the investigator. He worked on that Waco thing, trying to figure out what happened there. He’s a researcher, too, always digging for information. Must have seen a lot of things, this Mike McNulty. Heard he was on TV, talkin’ about Waco.
He worked on a show, Waco: A New Revelation. Sounds like a mystery, don’t it? This Mike McNulty, he’s the one who finds the answers, I reckon. He’s an investigative researcher and producer, that’s what they call him.
Wearing US-Made Clothes
One thing I heard about one of these Mike McNulty fellas is that he had to wear clothes made in the USA. Said it was important to support the folks makin’ things here. Good for him, I say. He worked with the local folks, the manufacturers, they call ’em. Built strong relationships, that’s what they said. Must be important to get along with your neighbors, especially when you’re making clothes.
You know, there’s a lot you can learn about a fella just by his name. This Mike McNulty, whichever one he is, seems like a good man. Worked hard, helped people, did his duty. That’s all you can ask for, ain’t it?
So there you have it, the story of Mike McNulty. Or should I say, the stories of Mike McNulty. Seems like there’s a few of them out there, all doin’ different things. But they all got one thing in common, that name, Mike McNulty. A name you won’t forget easily.
