Okay, so you wanna hear about my little adventure with Pornhub ads? Buckle up, it’s a bit of a ride.
The Idea
Alright, so, I had this wacky idea, right? What if I tried running ads on Pornhub? Purely for shits and giggles, and maybe, just maybe, to see if I could actually get some clicks. I know, sounds crazy, but I was bored and had a few bucks to burn.
Getting Started
- First thing’s first, I had to figure out how the hell to even do it. Turns out, Pornhub actually has an advertising platform. Who knew?
- I Googled “Pornhub advertising,” and boom, landed on their advertising page. Looked legit enough.
- Signed up for an account. Easy peasy.
Creating the Ad
This is where things got tricky. What the hell am I gonna advertise on Pornhub? I decided to go completely random. I was selling some old fishing gear on eBay at the time, so I figured, why not? A picture of a fishing rod it was.
- Uploaded the picture. Looked pretty out of place, I gotta admit.
- Wrote some catchy (or at least, I thought so) ad copy. “Need a new rod? Check out my eBay store!” Something like that.
- Set my target audience. I honestly had no clue, so I just left it broad. Guys, I guess?
- Set a budget. Started small, like $10 a day. Didn’t wanna break the bank.
The Waiting Game
Submitted the ad and waited. Honestly, I didn’t expect much. Figured it would get rejected or something. But lo and behold, a few hours later, I got an email saying it was approved. Holy crap, it was actually happening.
The Results
Okay, so, the ad ran for a few days. Here’s what I found:
- Impressions: I got a ton of impressions. Like, way more than I expected. People are definitely on Pornhub, that’s for sure.
- Clicks: I actually got some clicks! Not a lot, but a few. People were actually clicking on my fishing rod ad on Pornhub. I still can’t believe it.
- Sales: Did I sell any fishing gear? Nope. Not a single sale. But hey, I got some laughs out of it.
The Takeaway
Was it a successful advertising campaign? Hell no. But was it hilarious? Absolutely. Here’s what I learned:
- You can advertise pretty much anything on Pornhub, apparently.
- People will click on anything if they’re bored enough.
- Don’t expect to make any sales advertising fishing gear on Pornhub.
Would I do it again?
Probably not. But it was a fun experiment. And now I have a story to tell. So, yeah, that’s my Pornhub ads adventure. Don’t judge me too hard.
