Okay, so this started bugging me after seeing those weird memes online. Dudes acting like jerking off daily turns you into some kind of dried-up husk. Sounded like total nonsense, but I figured, why not actually check? Like, myself. See what happens.
The Whole Idea Struck Me After That Stupid Meme
Seriously, it was some ridiculous image implying you’d run out of juice if you went more than twice a week. Got me thinking: how would you even know? Nobody talks about measuring this stuff in real life. Decided I was gonna track it myself for a month. See if there’s any truth to the whole “too much makes less” thing. What even is “too much” anyway?
How I Went About This Weird Experiment
No fancy labs here. This was pure DIY territory.
- The Log: Grabbed an old notebook. Dedicated it to this. Basic columns: Date, Frequency, Notes.
- Frequency Tracking: Straightforward count – 1, 2, 3 times a day? Marked it down.
- The “Results” Part (Yeah, awkward): This was trickier. How to measure “load” visually? Totally subjective. Went with simple notes: Volume (looked thin? thick? normal?), Colour (weirdly important?), Any discomfort? Basically, observational stuff. Don’t judge!
- The “Control” Sorta: Tried to note things like sleep quality, stress level, alcohol for the past day or two. Figured other junk probably messes with things too.
The Month-Long Saga (Embarrassingly Honest)
Alright, here’s the raw play-by-play:
- Week 1 (Average Joe Mode): Aimed for my usual rhythm. Mostly 3-4 times total that week. Notes: “Looks standard. Nothing freaky.” Felt fine.
- Week 2 (The ‘Too Much’ Test): Cranking it up intentionally. Aiming for daily, sometimes twice. Brutal schedule! Noticed by day 3 of this: “Volume definitely looks thinner.” By day 5: “Feels watery? Takes noticeably longer to ‘finish’. Kinda annoying.” Felt a bit sluggish.
- Week 3 (The Rebound?): Cut back hard. Like, maybe twice the whole week after that Week 2 marathon. Wanted to see if it bounced back. First time after the break: “Holy crap, huge load. Like, noticeably thicker and more.” Was it just building up? Probably! But definitely a difference.
- Week 4 (Chaos Week – Life Happens): Had a stressful work deadline. Barely slept. Log shows only twice. Notes: “Volume okay, but kinda yellow-ish? Stress messing everything up?” Forgot to log a couple of days, felt wiped.
What the Heck Did I Actually Learn?
Alright, conclusions from my messy notebook:
- The ‘too much’ effect might be real, temporarily. Pushing it hard daily definitely made things feel thinner and weaker for a few days. Almost like the factory was running low on supplies between shifts.
- It bounced back FAST. Cutting back for just a few days seemed to refill the tanks completely. That Week 3 first-timer was proof. Nothing seemed permanently damaged.
- “Too much” totally depends. For me, that Week 2 pace (daily or more) clearly pushed it. Felt different, looked different. But 3-4 times a week? Zero noticeable change.
- Other crap matters WAY MORE than I thought. That stress-filled Week 4 result seemed worse than some of my Week 2 notes! Sleep, stress, hydration, beer the night before – all that garbage influences it way more than just frequency alone.
- The “running out” meme is dumb. At worst, you run the tank low temporarily. Take a short break, seems to refill just fine. No husks here.
Bottom line for me? It’s less about a magic “too much” number and more about listening to your own body. If it starts feeling thin, weak, or just plain off? Maybe ease up for a couple days. If everything feels and looks normal at your usual rhythm? Probably fine. Don’t sweat the memes. And seriously, sleep more and chill out – that probably helps way more than obsessing over how many times you touch yourself. Done. Notebook closed. Moving on.
