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Alright, so let’s talk about blow jobs. Specifically, how to give a really good one. I’m not claiming to be some kind of expert, but I’ve definitely learned a thing or two through, uh, extensive personal research. And I’m a sharer, so here’s the deal, from start to finish, based on my own experiences.
First, you gotta get in the right mindset. I mean, if you’re not feeling it, it’s gonna show. It’s like, if you’re baking a cake but you hate baking, that cake is probably gonna suck, right? Same principle. So, I relax. Maybe I put on some music I like, dim the lights a bit. It’s about getting comfortable and, frankly, getting turned on myself.
The Warm-Up
- Teasing is key. I don’t just dive right in. I start slow. Lots of kissing, touching… you know, building things up. I might run my fingers through his hair, kiss his neck, whisper some dirty stuff. The goal is to get him wanting it.
- The first touch. I use my hands first. A gentle stroke, getting a feel for things. Maybe a little lick here and there, just to test the waters. This is crucial. I don’t rush this part. I watch his reactions, see what he likes.
Getting Down to Business
I start by getting lips around it, the pace is slow at * is really important to use saliva, lots of it. Nobody wants a dry, scratchy experience.
Then comes the real work. It’s not just about going up and down like a piston. That gets old fast, for both of you. I mix it up. Here’s what I found works:
- Vary the pressure. Sometimes I use a firm grip, sometimes it’s looser. I pay attention to how he responds.
- Change the rhythm. Fast, slow, and everything in between. I try to keep him guessing.
- Deepthroating (carefully!). This isn’t always necessary, and it’s definitely not for beginners. But if you’re both into it, it can be amazing. I go slow, use lots of lube, and listen to my body (and his). If I start to gag, I back off. No shame in that.
- Use those hands.One hand going while working with mouth, another is perfect for playing balls.
The Grand Finale
When I feel he is very close, I can choose a faster pace with some deep throating if I’m comfortable with it. When he is having an orgasm I keep a very tight grip with mouth and hand to enhance the experience.

And that’s it, more or less. It is important to pay attention, mix things up, and have fun. This is my personal routine, and obviously, everyone’s different. But hopefully, this gives you some ideas. Go forth and experiment!