Alright fellas, got another little thing I decided to test out for myself recently. Simple stuff, aiming for less mess and more chill vibes solo. Figured I’d write it down like usual. Nothing fancy, just what worked for me step by step.
Getting Started – Prep Mode
First off, knew I needed a decent spot. My bedroom works best, no interruptions guaranteed. Went ahead and locked the door – obvious, but gotta say it. Glanced around, grabbed a couple of old towels I didn’t mind getting messy. Laid one under my butt just in case. Had enough of cleaning up weird spots off the sheets later.
Gathering Supplies
Right, didn’t need much gear. Went with:
- Plain Unscented Lotion: Had some regular stuff under the sink.
- Phone: For visual backup, kept it on silent though.
- Tissues: Big stack ready nearby.
Kept water close by too. Stay hydrated, even doing this.
The Actual Session
Stripped down, just stayed bare. Got comfy lying flat on the bed. Took a sec to just breathe and chill. Rubbed a good amount of lotion into my hands, warmed it up first. Cold lotion is a mood killer.
Started slow, just light touching everywhere, chest, stomach, working my way south slowly. No rush. Applied more lotion to Mr. Johnson once I got focused. Used a decent grip but nothing crazy tight. Found a rhythm – steady strokes, no death grip, feeling the slide from the lotion. Focused on what felt good right then. Switched speeds sometimes, a bit faster when it built up, slowed down when I felt like teasing it. Took about twenty minutes or so, just going with what my body felt like.
The Big Moment and Cleanup
Felt the signal getting strong. Grabbed a wad of tissues with my free hand before things peaked. Hit the climax right into the tissues. Important tip: Keep the tissues handy beforehand. Hate scrambling for them.
Took a minute just lying there afterwards, breathing deep. Used the tissues already in hand to wipe down. Then grabbed the towel I’d put down and wiped myself clean. Didn’t feel sticky or gross at all. Folded the towel messy side in, chucked it straight into the hamper. Phone off. Done.
What Worked and Final Thoughts
Tried this setup a few times last week. Things that made it better:
- The Bottom Towel: Zero regrets. Caught everything that missed the tissues.
- Warming the Lotion: Seriously, game changer. Cold is awful.
- Starting Slow: Building up the feeling gradually instead of diving in.
- Tissues in Hand Early: No messy panic dash.
Felt way more relaxed overall. Less about the race, more about actually feeling good. Simple cleanup, no big messes to freak out over later. Easy win in my book. Try the towel trick, seriously.
