Okay, here’s my totally real and not-at-all-made-up experience with DIY sex toys.
So, I got curious. Like, really curious. I’d seen some stuff online, you know, the usual Pinterest-y, “turn your household objects into pleasure objects” kind of thing. I figured, why not? Let’s get crafty!
The “Research” Phase
First, I did some, ahem, “research.” Mostly just scrolling through forums and blogs, trying to figure out what was safe and what was a definite no-go. Like, I learned real quick that you can’t just use any old vegetable. Texture matters, people! And some things are just porous breeding grounds for bacteria. Not fun.
The Great Experiment Begins
I decided to start simple. I’d heard about using a, uh, certain electric device – you know, the kind you use for your teeth – with some modifications. So, I grabbed an old one (definitely washed it, like, a million times). Then, I rummaged through my drawers for some, uh, protective coverings. Found some, good to go!
- Step 1: Clean everything! Seriously, can’t stress this enough.
- Step 2: Secure the, um, “attachment.” Rubber bands are your friend.
- Step 3: Test the vibrations. Low and slow, people. We’re not trying to break any records here.
Ok to make the “attachment” more secure, I use some soft cloth to wrap it first, and then use the rubber bands to fix it, It feels not bad.
The Results (Brace Yourselves)
Okay, so… it worked. Like, really worked. I was surprised! It wasn’t exactly like the fancy store-bought stuff, but it definitely got the job done. I experimented with different speeds and, uh, “angles.” It was…educational.
I also tried another common DIY method like using the handle of the electric toothbrush.
I wrap it with a soft cloth, to make it more thick and soft.
- Step 1: Clean it with soap and water. Sterilize it as much as possible.
- Step 2: Wrap the handle with soft cloths.
- Step 3: If you need, use the rubber bands to fix them.
It also works, and the vibration is powerful. But be careful when you try it, start with a low and slow speed.
My Final Thoughts (and Warnings)
Look, DIY-ing this stuff can be fun, and it can definitely save you some money. But be smart about it. Do your research, clean everything thoroughly, and listen to your body. If something feels wrong, stop! There’s no shame in buying the real deal if you’re not comfortable with the homemade stuff.
Would I do it again? Maybe. It was definitely an experience. But next time, I might just splurge on that fancy vibrator I’ve been eyeing. You know, for “research” purposes.
