Alright so listen up. Been researching this whole lasting longer when you cum thing for like, months honestly. Not cause it’s some big deal but more like… why not? Saw some wild stuff online but figured I better just test it myself. Keep it real, you know?
Started Simple: Hydration Madness
First up? Water. Drank like a damn fish. Like seriously, gallon a day minimum for a whole week straight. Felt like a walking water balloon. Pissing constantly, that part sucked. Figured maybe if the tank is full, the shot goes farther? Who knows. Just drank and drank.
Then Came The “Edging” Phase
Heard this word everywhere. Basically getting close but stopping, over and over. Started doing it whenever I had time. In the shower mostly. Get right to the edge, hold it, back off… repeat like 10, 15 times? Brutal. Takes serious concentration, almost missed my bus a couple times trying to sneak in a quick session before work. Mostly it just made everything super sensitive and kinda frustrating.
Added Some Supplements (Don’t Judge)
Went down to the weird health store. Guy looked sketchy but sold me some zinc pills and this saw palmetto stuff. Claims it helps “prostate health.” Popped those religiously. Also ate piles of celery. Tastes like crunchy water, kinda gross. Oh, and bananas. Like, ate so many bananas my trash can smelled like a monkey house. Did I feel different? Not really. Pee maybe smelled stronger?
Practice Day – The “Big Show”
Picked a Saturday. Hydrated like crazy the day before. Did my edging routine in the morning. Took the pills. Had the celery ready. Waited until I really had to go, figured pressure helps? Got myself going. Felt the buildup. Tried to “push” harder than usual, you know? Like forcing it out. Held nothing back.
What Actually Went Down…
- Volume: Yeah, okay. A lot. Seriously. Looked like someone exploded a milk factory. That part worked.
- Distance: Squirts? Sure. Went a bit further than usual. Impressive maybe for like a second.
- The “Lasting” Part: Here’s the kicker. It spurted good. Like a burst pipe. But lasting? Nah. Still just… over fast. Maybe like half a second longer than usual? Disappointing after all that damn celery.
- Cleanup: Nightmare. Took ages. Everything was sticky. Floor, wall… me. So much work.
The Real Talk Aftermath
Honestly? Kinda pointless. All that hassle just for maybe a slightly bigger mess and cleaning headache. Saw a guy online bragging about like 15 seconds or something? Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. Unless your body is built different, it’s just over quick. No magic pill changes that. Maybe all that hydration and stuff increased how much came out, which looks like it lasted longer? But the actual event? Nah. Barely noticeable difference. Wife walked in right after, just looked at the mess and sighed. “Really? Again with the towels?” Felt like an idiot explaining I was trying to break world records. Took me an hour to scrub the carpet. Months of this crap for basically nothing.
Maybe some freak can do it naturally. But pills, water, celery? Pointless. Like giving a fish a bicycle. All hype. Back to normal now, screw that.
