Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “lazy dog” thing. You young folks got all sorts of names for stuff, but back in my day, we just, well, never mind. Anyhow, this lazy dog sex position, from what I gather, it’s like doggy style but… lazier. Imagine that!
So, you wanna know how to do it? Well, it ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. First off, you gotta get on all fours, like a dog. You know, hands and knees on the bed, or the floor, wherever you young’uns do your… business. But here’s the lazy part, I guess. Instead of stayin’ all propped up, you kinda… slump down. Yeah, slump. Like you’re tired, which, let’s be honest, sometimes you are.
- Get on your hands and knees, like you’re gonna scrub the floor.
- Now, instead of keepin’ your arms straight, bend your elbows a bit. Let yourself down, not flat on your belly, but lower than regular doggy style.
- Your partner, well, they get behind you. You know… how it goes.
Now, why would anyone wanna do this lazy dog thing? Well, from what I hear, it’s good for a few reasons. First off, it’s… comfortable. Yeah, comfortable. You ain’t gotta hold yourself up so much, so you can relax a bit more. And when you’re relaxed, things… flow better, you know? Plus, it lets your hands wander. You can touch, you can… explore. And who doesn’t like a little exploration?
And get this, there ain’t just one way to be lazy. There are lazy dog sex positions, plural! Some folks like to lie down more, some folks like to prop themselves up a little. It’s all about figuring out what feels good, what works for you and your… partner. It’s like cookin’, everyone’s got their own recipe.
Some folks say this lazy dog style is good for a slow, easy time. Not so much fast and furious, more like… slow and steady. It lets you feel things more, enjoy the moment. And ain’t that what it’s all about? Enjoyin’ yourself, enjoyin’ your partner.
And if you’re feeling really lazy, you can put a pillow under your chest. Makes it even easier. Or you can try it on the couch, with your arms draped over the back. Lots of ways to be lazy, seems like.
Now, some folks might say bein’ lazy ain’t good. But I say, sometimes it’s just what you need. Life’s hard enough, why not take it easy when you can? And if you can have a good time while you’re at it, well, that’s even better.
I heard some people call it “energy-saving”, well, whatever you call it, sounds alright to me. Save your energy for other things, you know? Like… makin’ breakfast in the mornin’. Or… whatever young people do these days.
This lazy dog, it’s all about taking it slow. No rush, no fuss. And sometimes that’s exactly what you want. A little closeness, a little ease. And it sure beats… some other things I’ve heard about.
So, if you’re looking for somethin’ new to try, somethin’ that won’t wear you out too much, give this lazy dog thing a shot. You might be surprised. And if you don’t like it, well, at least you can say you tried. Nothin’ wrong with a little experimentin’, long as nobody gets hurt. Just remember to be respectful, and… you know… use protection, or whatever they tell you young folks these days.
So there you have it. Lazy dog sex position explained, best as I can figure it. Go on now, have some fun. But don’t blame me if you get too lazy to do the dishes later!
