Well, well, well, look what we have here. Kristen Stewart on Rolling Stone cover, huh? That girl from them vampire movies, right? I seen it on the Facebook, everybody talking ’bout it.

Kristen Stewart Rolling Stone, You Don’t Say?
This gal, Kristen, she’s all over the place these days. Rolling Stone magazine, you don’t say? She sure cleans up nice. Last I seen her, she was all pale and mopey in them Twilight movies. Now she’s all grown up, I reckon.
I seen some folks carryin’ on about it online, sayin’ it’s too much skin. Pshaw, I say. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy magazines. We had Sears catalog, and even that was a bit racy sometimes. These young’uns today, they don’t know what racy is.
She’s in Movies, That Kristen Girl
This Kristen, she’s a movie star, you know. Was in them Twilight pictures with that sparkly vampire boy. My granddaughter, she loved them movies. Made me watch ’em with her. Not my cup of tea, but the girl liked ’em, so I watched.
Seems like she’s in other things now. Growed up roles, I guess. Good for her, I say. Makin’ somethin’ of herself. Not just hangin’ around, waitin’ for somethin’ to happen.
- She was in Twilight, that’s for sure.
- Now she’s in Rolling Stone.
- My granddaughter likes her movies.
- She’s got a new movie, Love Lies Bleeding. Sounds violent.
Love Lies Bleeding, What’s That About?
I seen somethin’ about a new movie she’s in. Love Lies Bleeding, they call it. Sounds a bit rough, don’t it? Maybe it’s one of them action pictures. Or maybe one of them sad ones, where everyone cries at the end. I don’t care for them sad ones much.
She’s doin’ alright for herself, this Kristen. From Twilight to Rolling Stone, that’s quite a jump. And this new movie, Love Lies Bleeding, maybe it’ll be a big hit. Who knows?
People Talkin’ About This Kristen Stewart Rolling Stone Thing
Everyone’s got somethin’ to say about this Kristen Stewart Rolling Stone picture, that’s for sure. Some like it, some don’t. Me? I don’t see what all the fuss is about. She’s a pretty girl, and it’s a pretty picture. Maybe a bit fancy for my taste, but to each their own.
I hear tell she’s got a girlfriend now. Good for her. Find somebody and settle down is what I always say. My husband, God rest his soul, used to say the same thing. Find someone who makes you laugh, that’s the important thing. This Dylan Meyer, they’re engaged, I read.
Her momma, Jules, is from Australia, I seen that somewhere. That’s far away. Wonder if they got vampires there, like in them Twilight movies. Don’t matter, I reckon. Kristen done moved on from them vampires. She got this new movie, I was talking about before, Love Lies Bleeding. Bet her momma is proud.
She’s All Over, This Kristen
She’s been at them film festivals, too. Fancy places, I bet. Big crowds, lots of cameras flashin’. I wouldn’t care for all that attention, but some folks like it. This Berlinale International Film Festival, she was there, all dressed up. Bet she met some important people there.

This Kristen Stewart, she’s makin’ a name for herself. From Twilight to Rolling Stone, and now this Love Lies Bleeding movie. She’s workin’ hard, that’s for sure. Not like some of these young’uns today, just sittin’ around, playin’ on their phones. I heard a man, James Franco, he was sweet on her. But she likes this Dylan, I guess. Good for her. Settling down.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about that. This Kristen Stewart on Rolling Stone, it’s somethin’ to talk about, I guess. But there’s more important things in life. Like family, and friends, and a good pot of coffee in the mornin’. Now, where’d I put my coffee cup?