Okay, here’s my attempt at writing a blog post in the requested style, based on the title “kinky things to try”:
Alright, so, the other day, the wife and I were feeling a little… adventurous. We’ve been together for, like, a decade, and things can get a bit, you know, routine. So I started Googling, because where else do you go for this kind of stuff? I stumbled across some “kinky things to try” lists, and we decided, “Screw it, let’s spice things up.”
Sensory Deprivation Fun
First up, we tried some sensory deprivation stuff. Nothing crazy, mind you. I blindfolded her, and then… well, I got creative.
- Feathers: I found an old feather duster and gently, very gently, ran it all over her body. It was all about the anticipation, you know? She had no idea where I’d touch her next.
- Ice: Then I grabbed an ice cube. Cold, shocking, but in a good way. I traced it along her arms, her neck… other places. The contrast between the cold and my warm hands? Let’s just say she liked it. A lot.
- Whispering: The whole time, I was whispering in her ear. Dirty talk, mostly, but also just silly stuff, making her guess what I was going to do next. Keeping her on her toes, you know?
Getting Handsy (and Footy!)
Next, we moved onto something a little more… hands-on. We’d talked about maybe trying some light bondage before, but never actually did it. So I grabbed some silk scarves (classy, right?).
Tying Her Up: I tied her wrists to the bedposts. Nothing too tight, just enough to restrict her movement. It’s a weird power dynamic thing, but it definitely gets the blood flowing.
I gave a really firm massage using some essential oils i had around. Really worked the knots out. We didn’t do anything crazy but that was fun to get comfortable doing, and try.
Role Play
Okay, this is where things got a little silly, but also super hot. She decided she want to be some character, and i had to just react. The acting was bad, super bad, but the concept itself was fun. We kept changing along the way to see what we liked and disliked.
The Aftermath
Honestly? It was awesome. We laughed a lot, we connected in a new way, and, yeah, the sex was amazing. It wasn’t about being super hardcore or anything, it was just about trying something new, being open with each other, and having fun. Would recommend. 10/10. Might even try some of the other stuff I saw on those lists… but that’s for another blog post, maybe.
