Okay, let’s talk about this thing called “reverse missionary”. You know, I’ve been hearing some buzz about it and, honestly, I was curious. So, I did what any curious person would do – I gave it a try.
First off, let me tell you, it’s not as simple as it sounds. I mean, you’d think it’s just flipping the usual missionary position around, right? Wrong! There’s a bit more to it. I started by, well, getting into the usual missionary position with my partner. You know, him on top, me on the bottom, the classic setup. But then came the tricky part – the flip.
I tried to roll over, but that didn’t really work. It was more of an awkward shuffle, really. So, I ended up having to get up and reposition myself. Not very smooth, I’ll admit. I climbed on top, facing away from him. It felt a bit weird at first, not gonna lie. Kind of like I was riding a horse, but, you know, in a more intimate way.
Once I was up there, I had to figure out what to do with my legs. I read somewhere that you’re supposed to extend them all the way out, so that’s what I tried. It wasn’t super comfortable, to be honest. I felt a bit stretched out and exposed. It was definitely a different sensation than the regular missionary position.
Now, some folks say this position allows for deeper penetration, and I guess I can see that. It felt different for sure, maybe a little more intense. I also had more control over the pace and the movement, which was interesting. I could grind, I could bounce, I could kind of do whatever felt good. That part was kind of fun, I won’t deny it.
- Getting into position: Not as easy as it sounds.
- The flip: More awkward than smooth.
- Leg positioning: A bit uncomfortable, but manageable.
- The experience: Different, deeper, and more intense.
- Control: More control for the person on top.
But, here’s the thing, I also read that this position can be a bit risky. Apparently, it’s responsible for a lot of, uh, “penis fractures”. Yeah, you heard that right. I didn’t even know that was a thing until I started reading about this position. It kind of freaked me out, not gonna lie.
So, after giving it a try, I’m not sure it’s really for me. It was interesting to experience something new, but the discomfort and the potential risks kind of outweigh the benefits, in my opinion. Plus, I’m a simple person. I like the classics. And let’s be real, the regular missionary position gets the job done just fine.
My final verdict?
It was a fun experiment, but I think I’ll stick to what I know. Maybe I’m just not adventurous enough, or maybe I’m just getting old. Either way, I’m happy with my good old-fashioned missionary. But hey, if you’re curious, give it a try. Just be careful out there, and maybe do some stretches beforehand.
