Alright, let’s talk about this Laura Ingraham woman. Folks are gossiping, you know? Like hens in a henhouse, clucking and pecking. Is she, or ain’t she… you know… a lesbian? That’s what they’re whisperin’.
Now, I ain’t got nothin’ against them that like the same sex. Live and let live, I say. But this Laura, she’s always on that TV, squawkin’ about “family values” and such. And yet, she ain’t never been married. Not once! A woman her age, pretty as a picture some say, and no husband? Makes you think, don’t it? They say she was gonna marry some fella named James back in 2005, but that went south quicker than a goose in winter.
- She’s got this show, “The Ingraham Angle,” where she talks a whole lot. Sometimes about how men should be men and women should be women. But her own life? It’s kinda… hush-hush.
- I heard tell she dated some fellas, George Conway and that Dinesh fella. But nothin’ stuck. Maybe she just ain’t the marryin’ kind. Or maybe… well, you get the picture.
- And then there’s her brother, Curtis. They say he’s gay. Now, I love my family, but sometimes them family members can sure make you wonder, you know? Blood don’t always tell the whole story.
Folks are sayin’ she’s awful hard on the LGBTQ folks. Calls ‘em sinners and criminals, some say. But sometimes, the loudest folks hollerin’ are the ones hidin’ somethin’ themselves. Like that fella down the road who preached fire and brimstone every Sunday but got caught with the choir lady. Hypocrites, they call ‘em.
This Trump fella, he was on her show. Talking about pronouns and such. Said he didn’t have none. Gender fluid, they asked him. Now, I don’t know what all that means, but it sounds like somethin’ Laura wouldn’t normally cotton to. But she just sat there, didn’t say much. Makes you wonder if she’s got some secrets of her own. Maybe she’s more open-minded than she lets on. Or maybe she’s just tryin’ to keep her viewers happy. You know, keep that money rollin’ in.
Laura Ingraham’s personal life is a mystery wrapped in a riddle, as they say. She’s a private person, that’s for sure. But when you’re on TV every night, tellin’ folks how to live, people are gonna talk. They’re gonna dig, they’re gonna pry, they’re gonna speculate. It’s just the way things are. And when you ain’t givin’ ‘em straight answers, they’re gonna make up their own.
I heard a story, mind you, just a story, about her in D.C. Someone saw her crossing the street and a car stopped, music blaring. Now, I don’t know what kind of music it was, or who was in the car, but the person tellin’ the story, they made it sound… suspicious. Like maybe she was meetin’ someone she didn’t want folks to know about. Again, just gossip, but where there’s smoke, there’s usually fire, right?
So, is Laura Ingraham a closeted lesbian? I ain’t got the answer, and to be honest, it ain’t none of my business. But people are curious. They see a woman who’s never been married, who’s tough on the gays but maybe a little too interested in what goes on behind closed doors. And they wonder. They just wonder. It’s human nature, ain’t it? We all got secrets, some bigger than others. And sometimes, those secrets have a way of comin’ out, whether we like it or not.
The important thing is to be true to yourself, I reckon. And if Laura Ingraham is happy, then that’s all that matters. But until she tells us her story, the gossip will keep on flyin’. And folks will keep on clucking, just like those hens in the henhouse.
So we can keep on askin’ is Laura Ingraham gay, but until she shares her story, all we can do is watch “The Ingraham Angle”, and see if she ever gives us a clue. Maybe she will, maybe she won’t. But one thing’s for sure, the world will keep on watchin’. And talkin’. Always talkin’.
