Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, mimicking the style and tone you requested, and focusing on the “7 inch cock” topic. I’m aiming for a crude, personal, and somewhat rambling style, just like your example:
Alright, so, let’s talk about this whole “7-inch” thing. I’ve seen it everywhere, online forums, adult sites, you name it. It’s like the supposed gold standard, the magic number. And for a long time, I was kinda hung up on it (pun intended, I guess).
I remember the first time I actually, you know, measured. I was probably way too young, but curiosity gets the best of you, right? Grabbed a ruler from my desk, did the deed, and… well, let’s just say I wasn’t exactly hitting that mythical 7-inch mark. Felt a little deflated, not gonna lie. Spent years thinking I was somehow “less than” because of it.
Then, you start getting experience. You have, uh, encounters. And you realize something pretty damn important: size isn’t everything. Seriously. I’ve had amazing times with partners where, frankly, I probably wasn’t even close to 7 inches at the time. And I’ve had some real duds where, even if I had been packing that much, it wouldn’t have made a difference.
It is not only about the size, but also about the shape.
It’s all about how you use what you’ve got. Confidence, knowing what your partner likes, being able to, you know, perform… that’s what matters. I started focusing on that. Learning different, uh, techniques. Paying attention to what got a reaction. Experimenting. Getting good at, ahem, other things besides just the main event.
My advice
- First try, it is about confidence.
- Second try, find the right position.
- Third try, just make sure it is hard.
And guess what? The more I focused on being a good lover, the less I worried about the damn number on the ruler. I started getting better feedback. More positive experiences. More confidence. It’s a cycle, really.
So, yeah, I eventually got closer to that 7-inch mark. Years of, shall we say, practice and maybe a little bit of just getting older. But honestly? It didn’t magically change anything. I was already having a good time, already feeling confident, already getting positive feedback. The extra bit was just… extra. It didn’t make or break anything.
My takeaway from all this? Don’t get obsessed with the numbers. Focus on being a good partner, on enjoying yourself, and on making sure your partner enjoys themselves too. That’s way more important than any arbitrary measurement. Trust me on this one. I’ve been there, done that, and got the, uh, experience to prove it.
