Well, well, well, some folks sure are curious ’bout things, ain’t they? I seen a lot in my time, but this here question… it’s a doozy. “Is 8 inches a big penis?” Shucks, I don’t know what all the fuss is about, but I reckon I can share a thing or two I heard.
Now, I ain’t no doctor, and I ain’t never measured nothin’ like that myself. But I hear tell that some fellas, they get all worked up about how big their thing is. They want it to be like those giant cucumbers you see at the county fair, the ones that win prizes. But really, what for?
I heard some men talkin’ ’bout how they want to be 7.3 inches. 7.3! What in tarnation is that number? Sounds like somethin’ them city folk would come up with. Penis size ain’t like pie. You don’t need a ruler to know if it’s good or not.
They say, most fellas, they’re around 5 inches when they’re all… you know… ready to go. Five inches! That seems like plenty to me. Average penis size, they call it. Like the average size of a sweet potato. Some are bigger, some are smaller, but they all make fries, don’t they?
- Some fellas are bigger than 5 inches.
- Some are smaller than 5 inches.
- They all get the job done, far as I know!
Now, I heard these young’uns talkin’ ’bout “penis enlargement.” Sounds painful, if you ask me. Like tryin’ to stretch out a pair of old shoes that don’t fit no more. And for what? To impress someone? Honey, if someone’s only impressed by the size of your… you know… then they ain’t worth impressin’ in the first place.
Penis enlargement methods, they call ’em. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me. Like them miracle tonics that old traveling salesman used to try and peddle. Said it would cure everything from baldness to the gout. Didn’t cure nothin’ but his own empty pockets, I reckon.
Most of them things they talk about don’t even work. And some of ’em can even hurt a fella. Imagine that, hurtin’ yourself just to try and be a little bit bigger. Seems plumb foolish to me. Why risk messin’ up somethin’ that works just fine?
This here thing, it ain’t somethin’ a fella should be worryin’ his head about. I hear that most are not erect. Like them little shriveled-up apples you find in the bottom of the barrel. They ain’t much to look at, but they still make good applesauce.
So, is 8 inches a big penis? Well, I reckon it’s bigger than 5, ain’t it? But is it big? I don’t know. Seems like a lot of somethin’ that ain’t really necessary. Like havin’ a ten-gallon hat when a regular-sized one will keep the sun out of your eyes just as well.
I’ve seen a lot of things in my life. Seen men worry about all sorts of silly things. The size of their wallets, the size of their trucks, and now, the size of this! It’s all just a bunch of nonsense, if you ask me.
What really matters is how you use what you got, ain’t that right? A fella with a heart of gold and a kind soul is worth ten fellas with… well, you know. And that’s the truth, whether you’re talkin’ about 8 inches or anything else.
So, to answer that question, “Is 8 inches a big penis?” I reckon it depends on who you ask. But for me? I think a good heart is a whole lot bigger than anything else. And that’s all I got to say about that.
