Alright, let’s talk about this whole 7 inches thing, is it big, is it small, or is it just right? I heard folks talkin’, and I got to thinkin’, what’s the big deal with this 7 inches anyway? Seems like everybody’s got an opinion, like flies on a cow pie.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time. And I’ll tell ya, size ain’t everything. Heard some folks say that 5 inches is about average, is 7 inches above average? I don’t know, these numbers, they swim in my head. But 7 inches, that sounds, well, that sounds like a good handful to me. Does that make you above average? Maybe.
Some fellas, they get all puffed up about being big, like a rooster in the hen house. They think that’s all that matters. But I’ve heard whispers, too. Whispers from womenfolk. And they ain’t always sayin’ bigger is better. They talk about other things. Is 7 inches above average? Who cares! They want a fella who’s kind, who listens, who knows how to treat a woman right. That’s what I hear.
I remember this one time, back when I was a young gal, there was this fella, real proud of himself. Always braggin’ about his, well, you know. But he was clumsy as a newborn calf. Didn’t know what he was doin’. Made a gal feel like a sack of potatoes. So, what good is all that size if you don’t know how to use it? Is 7 inches above average? I don’t know, it’s just a number.
- 7 inches, is that good?
- 5 inches, is that bad?
- What really matters, I think, is how you use it.
- Be kind, be gentle, that’s what I say.
- Size ain’t everything, not by a long shot.
Then there’s the other side of the coin. Some fellas, they worry they ain’t big enough. They get all down in the dumps, like a hound dog that’s lost its bone. They think they need to be bigger than 7 inches. They measure and they compare. But that ain’t no way to live, worryin’ about every little inch. Makes a fella miserable, and for what?
I heard them doctors, they say 5 inches is normal. So, is 7 inches above average? Sounds like it to me. But what’s “normal” anyway? Everybody’s different, ain’t they? Like snowflakes. No two alike. So, why get all hung up on some number? Is 7 inches above average? Maybe, but it doesn’t mean everything.
And those women, the ones who go on about needin’ a big one, well, sometimes I wonder about them, too. Are they just tryin’ to make the fellas feel bad? Or maybe they just ain’t found the right fella yet. The one who knows that it ain’t about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean, as they say.
Truth is, I think most women just want to be loved. They want to feel special. They want a fella who cares about them, not just about his own, you know, equipment. If a fella’s got that, then it don’t matter if he’s 5 inches, 7 inches, or somethin’ else entirely.
So, is 7 inches above average? I reckon it probably is, accordin’ to what I hear. But it ain’t the be-all and end-all. It just depends on what you do with what you got. It ain’t about braggin’ or worryin’. It’s about bein’ a good man, a kind man, a man who knows how to make a woman feel good. That’s what really counts, in my book.
And another thing, I heard that the place where the baby comes out, the woman’s private part, well, it can stretch! Up to 7 inches even, when she’s all excited. So, maybe that’s why folks talk about 7 inches so much. It’s like, nature made it that way, to fit just right. Is 7 inches above average then? Probably. But it’s like, the perfect fit, you see?
Anyway, that’s my two cents on the matter. Take it or leave it. Just remember, there’s more to a man than the size of his, well, you know. Be good to each other, that’s what I always say. And don’t get too hung up on numbers. They ain’t nothin’ but numbers, at the end of the day. Is 7 inches above average? Maybe so, maybe not. Just be yourself, that’s the best advice I can give ya.
