Alright folks, buckle up because today’s practice session was something else. Wanted to try out this “Sex Bop It” thing everyone seems curious about. Honestly, was picturing a button or something, but turns out it’s about being playful with your partner following audio commands. Figured I’d jump right in and see what the fuss was about. Let me walk you through how it actually went down.
Setting the Stage (And My Mind)
First things first, gotta find someone game enough for this. Convinced my partner, Sam, to give it a whirl tonight. Honestly, felt kinda awkward asking at first, like “Hey, wanna play this sexy game?” But hey, communication is key, right? We downloaded an app that gives the commands – basically like Simon Says but way more interesting. Cleared some space in the living room, put some low lights on, nothing crazy fancy. Just wanted a chill vibe.
Fired up the app and honestly? The voice saying “Bop It” and “Twist It” had us both cracking up immediately. Totally broke the ice. Didn’t even start following commands at first, we were just laughing at how ridiculous it sounded. Key takeaway already: don’t take it too seriously. Laughter is definitely part of the fun.
Figuring Out the Moves
Okay, actual commands time. The basic ones in the app were:
- Bop It: Light touch on a spot.
- Twist It: Gentle twist motion.
- Pull It: Slow pull.
- Flick It: Quick little flick.
- Spin It: You get the idea!
We started super slow. Like, embarrassingly slow. App says “Bop It” and I just kinda poke Sam’s shoulder. It was goofy! But then the commands came faster, mixing things up. “Twist It,” then “Bop It,” then “Flick It.” Started fumbling real quick, hands going to the wrong place or missing the timing entirely. Tip number two: start slow and pick a couple of zones to keep it manageable. Trying to follow every command everywhere is chaos!
The Fun Begins (And Some Fumbles)
Once we got a tiny bit of rhythm, it actually got kinda fun? The randomness is the point. You never know what’s coming next, so you gotta stay alert. We were both concentrating hard, listening, then scrambling to do the right move. Definitely missed a lot. “Pull It” came up while I was trying to “Flick It” – total fail, just giggles. Tip three: embrace the misses and the laughter. Trying to be perfect kills the mood and the fun. It’s supposed to be playful!
Noticed Sam kept instinctively going for the same spots. Decided to mix it up myself mid-game, ignoring a command once to kiss somewhere unexpected. That got a great reaction! Tip four: don’t be a slave to the commands. Use it as inspiration but feel free to improvise or surprise your partner sometimes.
Winding Down (And Winding Up?)
We played maybe 10-15 minutes tops? Seriously, following instructions intently takes energy! We were both kinda breathless from laughing and concentrating. Honestly, it wasn’t some mind-blowing experience, just… silly and surprisingly intimate in a goofy way. Ended up turning the app off and just continuing what the game started (Tip five: let it be a starting point, not the whole journey!). It broke the routine for sure.
Final thoughts? It’s worth trying once if you’re both feeling playful and not self-conscious. It’s awkward, hilarious, and gets you touching each other in unexpected ways. Don’t expect smooth moves or grand passion – it’s messy fun. If you can laugh at yourselves, it’s a win. Honestly, the clumsiness was kinda the best part!
