Okay, here’s my personal take on measuring your penis, written in a casual, blog-style format, with simple HTML tags:
Alright guys, let’s talk about something we’ve all probably wondered about at some point: how to actually measure your penis. I mean, we see numbers thrown around, but how do you really do it? I decided to take one for the team and, well, figure it out myself. Here’s how it went down.
Getting Started: The Tools
First things first, you need the right gear. Forget about those flimsy paper rulers from school. I grabbed two things:
- A flexible measuring tape: Like the kind tailors use. Gotta be able to handle the curves, you know?
- A hard ruler: Just a standard, straight-edged ruler. For, uh, reasons we’ll get to.
The “Bone-Pressed” Method (Length)
Okay, this is the part where things get a little… intimate. I’d heard about this “bone-pressed” method, and it seemed to be the most legit way to get an accurate length measurement. Here’s the deal:
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Get fully hard:I jump up and down, I did what I had to do.
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Stand up straight: I stood up as straight as I could, no slouching allowed.
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Measure the correct spot: I found the pubic bone – that’s the hard bone right above your penis.
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Press the hard ruler into your pubic bone:I pressed the hard ruler into my pubic bone, going into the fat pad as much as reasonably possible. Don’t hurt yourself, but be firm.
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Measure to the tip: I extended the measuring tape along the top of my penis, all the way to the very tip.
I took a few measurements, just to be sure, and wrote down the biggest number. That’s your bone-pressed length.
Girth: Going Around
Length is only half the story, right? Girth – the thickness – is important too. Here’s how I tackled that:
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Still fully hard: Same deal as before. Maximum hardness.
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Wrap the flexible tape around the thickest part: I wrapped it around the shaft, usually somewhere in the middle.
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Don’t pull it too tight:I made sure the tape was snug, but not squeezing the life out of it. Just resting comfortably.
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Read the measurement: I checked where the tape overlapped, and that’s my girth measurement.
Again, I did this a few times to get a consistent number.
My Takeaways (and Some Humble Pie)
So, there you have it. My personal journey into the world of penis measurement. It was… enlightening. It’s definitely something you want to do in private, and maybe have a little chuckle to yourself about. Just be careful, be honest with yourself, and remember, numbers are just numbers. It’s all about what you do with it, right?
Be confident and have fun!
