OK, so, I’ve been seeing this question pop up a lot lately, and honestly, it’s something I’ve wondered about myself. So, I decided to take matters into my own hands, quite literally. Today, I’m talking about how to measure your penis. Yeah, you heard that right. Let’s dive in.
First off, I grabbed a ruler and a soft tape measure, you know, the kind tailors use. You don’t want to use anything too rigid or you might hurt yourself. Safety first, folks. I figured these two would give me the most accurate readings, plus I had these lying around the house.
Getting Started
I started by standing upright. I read somewhere that your posture can actually affect the measurement, so I made sure I was standing tall and straight. It felt a bit weird, but hey, I was committed to this experiment. Now it’s time to take out my stuff, it’s so excited that it stands up straightly. I can’t wait to get started.
Measuring Length
- Flaccid Length: I started with the flaccid length. I gently took my penis and measured it from the base, right where it meets the pubic bone, to the tip. I made sure not to stretch it too much, just a natural, relaxed state. I jotted down the number. It’s about 5cm, what a shame. But I won’t give up.
- Stretched Length: Next, I measured the stretched length. I carefully stretched my penis as far as it could comfortably go and measured again from base to tip. This one’s a little longer, it’s nearly 10cm. Not bad, I thought to myself. It gave me a bit of an idea of the range I was working with.
Measuring Girth
Girth was a bit trickier. I wrapped the soft tape measure around the thickest part of the shaft. I made sure the tape was snug but not too tight. I didn’t want to cut off circulation or anything. Once I had the measurement, I wrote that down too. It’s about 11cm, pretty good.
The Results
After I had all my measurements, I did a little research to see how I compared to the average. Turns out, I’m pretty average across the board, which is, you know, fine. Everyone’s different, and there’s a wide range of what’s considered normal. And there’s nothing to be ashamed of. This is what I realized.
So, there you have it. That’s how I measured my penis. It was an interesting little experiment, and I learned a few things along the way. Remember, folks, size isn’t everything, and it’s important to be comfortable and confident in your own skin. Until next time, stay curious!
