OK, so I was curious about the whole penis measurement thing and decided to give it a go. I mean, everyone talks about size, right? So, I thought, why not see what the fuss is all about? I went online, did some reading, and got the gist of how it’s supposed to be done.
First, I made sure I was in a private place. You know, no distractions. Just me and my measuring tape. I used a soft one, like the kind you use for sewing. I heard it’s better than a ruler, less likely to poke yourself or something. I was trying to keep it chill, but honestly, I was a bit nervous. What if I did it wrong? What if my number was, like, way off from what it was supposed to be? I guess i was overthinking.
Length Measurement
So, for the length, I started at the base. That’s where your junk meets your body, right at the pubic bone. I pressed the end of the tape there. It felt a bit weird, pressing it against the bone, but I wanted to be accurate. Then, I stretched the tape along the top all the way to the tip. It was kind of a balancing act, trying to keep the tape straight and measure at the same time. I took a deep breath and looked at the number.
- Started at the base: Made sure the end of the tape was right at the pubic bone.
- Stretched to the tip: Carefully extended the tape along the top to the very end.
- Noted the measurement: Took a good look at where the tape ended.
Girth Measurement
Then came the girth, which is basically how thick you are. I wrapped the tape around the thickest part, which for me was about halfway down. I made sure the tape was snug but not too tight. You don’t want to strangle the poor guy. I jotted down that number too.
- Wrapped around the thickest part: Found the widest point and circled it with the tape.
- Kept it snug but not tight: Made sure the tape was hugging it but not constricting it.
- Recorded the number: Wrote down the girth measurement.
After I was done, I kind of just sat there for a minute, processing the whole thing. It was definitely an experience. I mean, I now had actual numbers to represent my manhood. I’m not sure what I’ll do with this information, maybe nothing. But it was interesting, to say the least. I guess it’s kind of like knowing your shoe size, but for a different body part.
