Ay, you young’uns and your fancy ways. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of this talk about “how to go down on a chick”. But times are changin’, I reckon. So, this old gal’s gonna tell you what I know about makin’ a woman happy. It ain’t rocket science, let me tell you.
First thing’s first, oral sex tips, that is what you call this, right? You gotta show her you’re keen. Nobody wants a fella who’s just goin’ through the motions. You gotta be, what’s the word… enthusiastic! Like you’re eatin’ the best darn piece of pie you ever had. That’s the spirit!
Now, some fellas, they go straight for the, uh, the main attraction. But hold your horses! A woman, she’s like a garden. You gotta tend to the whole thing, not just the prize-winning pumpkin, ya know? So, you start slow. A little kiss here, a little lick there. Going down on her tips, yeah, that’s the ticket.
- Kiss her neck, maybe.
- Run your fingers through her hair.
- Whisper somethin’ sweet in her ear, even if it ain’t nothin’ but nonsense. Women love that.
See, give oral sex to a woman, it ain’t just about the physical part. It’s about makin’ her feel special. Like she’s the only woman in the world. You gotta pay attention. What’s she likin’? What’s she not likin’? She might moan a little, or she might grab your hair. That’s her way of tellin’ ya what’s what. Don’t be a dummy, pay attention to them signals!
Now, this here’s important: Every woman’s different. Just like snowflakes, they say. What worked for Sally Mae might not work for Betsy Lou. So, you gotta, well, communicate. Yep, talk to her. I know, I know, talkin’ ain’t always easy, especially when you’re, you know, down there. But even a little grunt or a nod can go a long way.
And don’t be afraid to ask! “Is this good?” or “You like that?” Ain’t no shame in askin’. Shows you care. Show how to give oral sex, yeah, that’s it. It’s like learnin’ to dance. You gotta figure out her rhythm. Don’t be afraid to try different things. A little lick here, a little circle there. Experiment! That’s the spice of life, they say.
And for the love of Pete, use your tongue! That’s what it’s there for. Don’t just poke at her like you’re tryin’ to start a fire with a wet stick. Use the whole thing. The tip, the sides, the back. Explore! Think of it like you’re a bee lookin’ for nectar. You gotta get in there and find the sweet spot.
Now, some folks, they like to get fancy. They got all these positions, like they’re doin’ acrobatics or somethin’. The helicopter, the amazon, the wheelbarrow… Sounds like a darn circus to me! Keep it simple, I say. As long as you’re both comfortable, that’s all that matters. Ain’t no need to be twistin’ yourselves into pretzels.
And when you think you got her goin’ good, don’t stop! Keep at it! It’s like bakin’ a cake. You don’t just take it outta the oven when it’s halfway done, do ya? No sir! You gotta see it through to the end. When she’s good and ready, she’ll let you know. Trust me on that one.
- Remember to breathe. Don’t wanna pass out down there, do ya?
- Take breaks if you need to. Ain’t no shame in that.
- And for goodness sake, keep things clean! Nobody wants a mouthful of… well, you know.
Go down in a way that is right for her. That’s the key. This whole “going down on a woman” business, it ain’t a one-size-fits-all kinda thing. It is important to make her feel good. It ain’t about you, it’s about her. You make her feel like a queen, and she’ll treat you like a king. That’s the way the world works, sonny. Always has, always will.
So there you have it. That’s all this old gal knows about pleasurin’ a woman. It ain’t complicated. Just be kind, be attentive, and use your common sense. And remember, a little enthusiasm goes a long way. Now go on, get outta here, and put what you learned to good use! And don’t you be comin’ back here askin’ me no more questions about this! I’m too old for this kinda talk!
