Alright, alright, let’s get down to brass tacks. You wanna know about my “rimjob men” experience? Buckle up, it’s a wild ride, and I ain’t pullin’ any punches.
It all started with a dare, plain and simple. Me and the boys were knockin’ back a few cold ones, talkin’ smack, and somehow, the topic drifted to… well, you know. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was volunteered. Let’s just say I wasn’t exactly thrilled, but a bet’s a bet, right?
So, I did my research. Yeah, I hit the internet hard. Gotta know what you’re gettin’ into, ya know? Read a bunch of stuff, watched a couple of videos (for “educational purposes,” of course). It was… informative. I learned a few things, let’s put it that way.
Next up: Preparation. Gotta be clean, gotta be respectful. Nobody wants a sloppy Joe situation down there. Showered, trimmed the hedges (if you catch my drift), and made sure everything was squeaky clean. Breath mints were a must, too. Can’t be breathin’ dragon breath on the poor guy.
The moment of truth arrived. My hands were sweaty, my heart was poundin’. Talk about nervous! But I took a deep breath and just went for it. Started slow, gentle. Worked my way around, explorin’ the territory. Gotta keep it interesting, ya know?
Communication is key, folks. Gotta pay attention to the cues. Is he enjoyin’ it? Is he wincing? Gotta adjust accordingly. It’s not a one-way street, it’s a collaborative effort. And for the love of God, be gentle! Nobody wants a dental appointment down there.
Honestly? It wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Actually, it was kinda… fun? Yeah, I said it. It was a new experience, a little bit taboo, but ultimately, pretty damn enjoyable. And hey, the guy seemed to appreciate it, so that’s a win in my book.
Would I do it again? Maybe. Depends on the situation, the person, and the amount of beer involved. But hey, I’m always up for tryin’ new things. Life’s too short to be boring, right?
So there you have it. My “rimjob men” experience, warts and all. Don’t knock it ’til you try it, folks. You might be surprised.
