Well, let me tell you, I heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called the flying windmill sex position. Now, I ain’t one to gossip, but it got me curious. Sounds like some kinda crazy thing, you know? Like them windmills we used to have on the farm, spinnin’ and spinnin’.
These young folks, they always come up with these newfangled things. Back in my day, things were simpler. But this flyin’ windmill thing, it sounds like a real hootenanny! You gotta be like one of them acrobats, I reckon. Bendin’ and twistin’ every which way.
Flyin’ Windmill, What in Tarnation?
So, I heard ’em sayin’ one person’s gotta be on top. Now, that ain’t nothin’ new, but then they said somethin’ ’bout spinnin’ around. Like a windmill, get it? Flying windmill sex position. It’s like you’re tryin’ to catch the wind or somethin’. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
And you gotta have strong arms, I guess. Holdin’ on for dear life while you’re spinnin’ around like a top. Sounds like a good way to get dizzy to me! Maybe even fall right off the bed. You gotta be careful with these things, you know.
- One person on top, spinnin’ around
- Gotta have strong arms
- Don’t fall off the bed!
Why All the Fuss About This Flyin’ Thing?
They say it’s ‘citing, this flying windmill sex position. Gets the blood pumpin’, I suppose. Like churnin’ butter, but a whole lot faster! And they say it feels good, real good. Well, I guess that’s the whole point, ain’t it?
But I just can’t imagine all that twirlin’ and whirlin’. Seems like a lot of work just to have a good time. Back in my day, we didn’t need all that fancy stuff. Just a good, strong man and a soft bed was all it took.
Maybe it’s for the young folks, this flying windmill. They got more energy than us old folks. They can handle all that spinnin’ without gettin’ too tuckered out. Me, I’d probably just get a crick in my neck.
Is It Worth Tryin’ This Flyin’ Windmill?
Well, if you’re young and limber, maybe it’s worth a shot. This whole flying windmill sex position business. But be careful, you hear? Don’t go breakin’ a hip or somethin’. And make sure you got a good grip. Don’t want nobody fallin’ out of bed and gettin’ hurt.
And if you’re like me, maybe just stick to the old-fashioned ways. They worked just fine for me all these years. No need to go gettin’ all twisted up like a pretzel just for a little fun.
- Be careful!
- Make sure you got a good grip
- Don’t break a hip!
Other Things to Try, Not So Crazy
I heard them talkin’ about other things too. Not just this flying windmill sex position. Somethin’ called a helicopter. Sounds just as crazy if you ask me. Like you’re gonna take off and fly around the room.
And then there’s somethin’ called a flyin’ eagle. Now, that just sounds silly. Are we birds now? Flappin’ our wings and whatnot? It’s all too much for me.
There are simpler things, you know. Like lyin’ side by side. Or one on top, nice and easy. No need for all this flyin’ and spinnin’. Just good old-fashioned lovin’. That’s what I say.
But hey, to each their own. If you wanna try this flying windmill thing, go right ahead. Just be careful, and have fun. That’s the most important part, ain’t it? Havin’ fun with the one you love. Even if it means spinnin’ around like a windmill.
