Okay so lemme share how I actually figured this squirting thing out myself. Always thought it was some mythical thing only certain bodies could do. Spoiler: turns out I was wrong, but holy smokes did it take work.
First Attempt: Pure Frustration
Grabbed that fancy lube everyone raves about online. Figured it’d be like turning on a faucet. Sat cross-legged on my bed like I was meditating, tried relaxing hard. Played some “soothing” music. Felt ridiculous after ten minutes of nothing happening except my butt falling asleep.
The Messy Middle Phase
Decided to ditch the zen approach. Got comfy on the couch with my trusty vibe. Started like usual, enjoying myself. Then I remembered folks saying your mind kinda has to “let go” to get there. Weirdly vague advice, right? Well, guess what? I overthought letting go. I’d get close – like, real close – feeling this intense pressure building down low… and then POOF. Gone. Like my brain slammed the brakes. Did this maybe… six times? Wanted to scream.
- Hated Tip 1: “Drink tons of water.” Chugged two bottles before trying once. Felt like a water balloon ready to burst. Zero squirting, just annoying pee breaks.
- Actually Useful Tip: Finding the right damn angle. Seriously. Pushing the vibe hard down towards the tailbone? That was key. Like applying pressure deeper behind the pubic bone.
- The Position Switch: Kneeling worked better. Felt like things had more room down there somehow.
The “Holy Crap It Worked” Moment
Okay, third try that week. Stubbornness kicked in. Used the vibe hard, angled down and back. Focused on the feeling building right at that point of almost-orgasm but didn’t chase the peak. Weird, right? Instead of pushing towards climax, it was like… leaning into that internal pressure build-up without trying to finish yet. My body kinda tensed up in a way that felt almost involuntary. Took some deep, kinda gaspy breaths – not relaxing breaths, more like “bearing down” breaths?
Then BAM. Felt this insane surge, this sudden release of pressure I’d never felt before, and yeah… stuff definitely happened. Wasn’t a geyser or anything wild, but it was unmistakable. More like a warm gush. Felt kinda crazy intense, almost overwhelming in a good way. My immediate thought? “So THAT’S the feeling everyone talks about.” And also, “Geez, my couch cushion…”
What Actually Helped (For Me)
- Dropping The Magic Bullet Hunt: Lube didn’t magically unlock it. Specific toys? Helpful, not essential. The main thing? Getting comfortable feeling that pressure and NOT letting your brain chicken out.
- The “Bearing Down” Feeling Matters: It’s not clenching. It’s different. Hard to describe – like you’re pushing slightly from inside, helping that pressure find the exit route.
- Needing to Be SUPER Aroused: Not just kinda turned on. Like, proper deep building arousal. Takes time.
- Hydration? Meh. Don’t turn yourself into a water feature beforehand. Just be normally hydrated.
Honestly? It’s not effortless. Even now. Some days it clicks, some days my brain just won’t let go enough. It’s a head-game as much as a body thing. But knowing what that release feels like now? Makes chasing it (the feeling, not the waterworks!) way more achievable. No magic buttons. Just figuring out what lets your system unlock that specific pressure valve.
