You see, this old lady, I heard them young’uns talking ’bout inappropriate chat up lines. What’s that? I asked ’em. They just laughed, them young people always laughing at things I don’t get. They say it’s what folks say to get a date. Back in my day, we just kinda, you know, met someone at the dance or somethin’.
Now, these chat up lines, they somethin’ else. Some of ’em are just silly. Like, one goes, “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you got fine written all over you.” Fine? Like a ticket fine? That ain’t a good thing, right? Why would you say that to someone you like? These young folks are strange I tell ya. That’s one of the more cheesy pickup lines. I don’t get the cheese part either.
Then there’s the ones that are just plain weird. I heard one that said somethin’ ’bout, like, “You wanna do something bad?” I mean, who says that? Sounds like trouble to me. If a fella said that to me back in the day, I’d have slapped him silly. These are what they call dark pick-up lines. I don’t like ’em. Nope, not one bit.
And some, they just make no sense at all. They talk about, like, eyebrows and knuckles, and I don’t even know what they’re goin’ on about. “Warm up your brows?” What in the world does that mean? Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it. I guess these are what they call stupid pick-up lines. They are stupid alright, I tell you that much. If you ask me they don’t guarantee a date.
Here’s what I think about these inappropriate chat up lines:
- They’re silly.
- They’re weird.
- They don’t make no sense.
- They just don’t work like they used to, the old ways were better.
Back in my day, we didn’t need no fancy lines. You just looked a fella in the eye, smiled, and maybe danced a little. That was it. You just had a conversation. You know, like normal people do. No talkin about parking tickets or eyebrows, just talking and getting to know each other. We knew how to do conversation, not like today.
I remember this one time, at the town dance, this fella, he came up to me. Didn’t say nothin’ about my eyebrows. He just said, “You look nice tonight, miss.” And you know what? That was enough. We danced, we talked, and that was that. No funny business. No weird lines. Just two folks gettin’ to know each other. And he was a best man, I tell ya. I remember him.
These young’uns today, they got it all wrong. They think these lines are gonna get ’em somewhere. But they ain’t. All they’re gonna get is a confused look and maybe a slap if they ain’t careful. They should learn from us, we know what we’re talking about. We’ve been there done that. No need for these cheesy pickup lines.
I tell ya, these inappropriate chat up lines, they’re just a bunch of nonsense. They’re like a bad joke that ain’t even funny. And some of ’em, they’re just plain rude. I wouldn’t want no one talkin’ to me like that, no sir. And I sure wouldn’t talk to no one like that either. It’s just not right. These dark pick-up lines, they’re the worst. They ain’t gonna get you a date, they’re just gonna get you in trouble.
If these young folks want to find someone, they should just be themselves. That’s what we did. We didn’t need no lines. We just were who we were, and that was enough. You don’t need to be cheesy or corny. Just be yourself. That’s the best way to get someone to like you.
And they should be respectful. That’s important. Don’t be sayin’ things that are gonna make someone feel uncomfortable. That ain’t the way to do it. Treat folks how you wanna be treated, that’s what I always say. And don’t be afraid to just talk. That’s all you need to do. Just talk. You know how to do conversation. Don’t be shy.
So, there you have it. That’s what this old lady thinks about these inappropriate chat up lines. They’re a waste of time, if you ask me. Just be yourself, be respectful, and don’t be afraid to just talk to someone. That’s all you need to do. You don’t need these stupid pick-up lines. You don’t need to be funny or cheesy. Just be you. That’s the best pick-up line there is. Remember, being you is the best thing you can do. These young folks should learn that.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. These chores ain’t gonna do themselves, you know. And don’t you be using those lines on anyone, you hear? They ain’t gonna work, I promise ya. You listen to this old lady, she knows what she’s talking about. Now go on, get! And don’t forget what I said about being respectful and just being yourself, ya hear? I hope these young people hear me. They need to know.
