Hey, you all. Today, let’s talk about that thing, the guy butt plug. I hear all sorts of things these days. Some folks like it, some don’t. Whatever floats your boat, I say. It’s that plug thing for the behind. My old eyes ain’t seen everything, but I’ve seen a lot. And this is new to me.
Keep it Clean, That’s Important!
Now, if you’re gonna use one of these guy butt plugs, you gotta keep it clean. Don’t want no nasty stuff growing back there. Wash it real good. Some folks say boil it. Boiling water, good idea. Kills all the bad stuff. Three minutes or so in the water, that’s what they say. I don’t know, I still remember my granny said, “Cleanliness is next to godliness.” She was right, you know.
- Boil it good, like you boil your eggs.
- Or wipe it. But don’t use some strange oil. Use coconut oil.
- Wash your butt, too. Ain’t that a thing? People got all these new ways.
And keep yourself clean, too. Wash that behind real good. They got those fancy things now, spray water up there. You know. It’s like a shower for your backside. They call it a bidet or something. Ain’t that somethin’? And some people use douching to clean their butts. It’s weird, but I don’t want to judge. Different strokes for different folks, ain’t that right?
Picking the Right One, I Guess
They say you gotta pick the right size. Don’t go too big, I reckon. Start small. Like planting seeds, you start small and then you go bigger. Don’t hurt yourself. That’s important. Don’t do nothin’ that hurts. Life’s too short for that kinda pain, you know? I remember when my husband tried to plant that big tree, it didn’t work out well. He should start with a small one.
And use that slippery stuff. They say it makes it go in easier. What do they call it? Lubrication. Yeah, that’s it. Like oiling a rusty gate. Makes it swing easier. It makes sense, I guess. If you want something to slide in smooth, you gotta make it slippery. That’s common sense.
Different Folks, Different Strokes
Some folks use these guy butt plugs all the time. Some just once in a while. Some like it fast, and some like to take it slow. I don’t know. You do you, I say. Just be careful. And keep it clean. That’s the most important thing. I heard someone say there are two ways to use it, fast way and slow way. I don’t know what that means, but just remember to be safe.
Don’t Get it Dirty
If your plug has lights and some other weird stuff, don’t put it in water. Use a wet cloth, I guess. Oh, these young people and their fancy toys. It’s important, though, keeping those things clean. They say it can get infected if you don’t clean it. Nasty stuff. Keep it clean, I tell ya. That’s the best way.
Listen to Your Body, You Know
Don’t do anything that hurts. Your body is smart. It will tell you when something is wrong. If it hurts, stop. It’s that simple. No need to be a hero. Just listen to your body. It knows best. It’s like when you eat too much pie, your stomach tells you to stop. Same thing, I reckon.
Some folks keep these things in for a long time. I don’t know about that. Seems like it would be uncomfortable. But hey, who am I to say? Just be careful. Don’t do anything silly. Remember, it’s just a guy butt plug. It ain’t worth getting hurt over. If you have any concern, just stop. That’s all. No need to risk anything. Life is short, enjoy it, but be careful. That’s all I can say.
