You know, this thing, this gay sucker, it’s a real head-scratcher. Heard some folks talking ’bout it, and I just gotta get this off my chest. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, you know?
First off, what’s with all the fuss? Seems like everyone’s got an opinion on this gay sucker business. Some folks say it’s all good, some folks say it ain’t. Me? I just think people should do what makes ’em happy. As long as nobody’s gettin’ hurt, what’s the harm, right?
I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout how to do this, how to do that. One fella said, “Squeeze your hole while he’s inside you.” Now, I ain’t one to judge, but that sounds kinda tricky. If you ask me, just relax and let things happen. Don’t overthink it, just go with the flow. That’s what I always say.
- Lube, they say. Lots of lube. Makes sense, I guess.
- Don’t be shy, they say. Speak up, tell ’em what you like.
- And for the love of Pete, be safe! Wrap it up, as they say.
And then there’s this other thing, this “oral” thing. Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout what to do, how to do it. “What should everyone who performs oral sex on a penis know?” they asked. Well, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon it’s just like anything else. Just do what feels right, what feels good. Don’t be afraid to experiment a little. That’s what life’s all about, ain’t it?
These young folks today, they got all these fancy terms. “Bottom,” “top,” “fetishes.” Back in my day, we just did what we did, and we didn’t need no fancy words for it. But I guess times are changin’. Gotta keep up with the times, I suppose.
This one fella said, “Stay on top of the trend.” What trend? Is there a trend for this kind of thing now? Lordy, I can’t keep up. It’s all too much for this old brain. I don’t understand this gay sucker.
They say there’s all sorts of ways these fellas do it. “Making love,” they call it, or “having a raunchy.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds kinda wild. Back in my day, we just called it “doin’ it.” Simple as that. No need for fancy words.
Then they are talking about how to give a great blowjob and enjoy it. Men take three to five minutes to orgasm. It is a short time, right? That’s what they say. I don’t know if it is true. But it sounds good.
These young’uns, they got it all figured out, I guess. They got their lubes, their positions, their techniques. Me? I’m just an old-timer, watchin’ from the sidelines. But I gotta say, it’s all pretty interestin’. This gay sucker thing, it’s got a lot more to it than I thought.
But you know what? At the end of the day, it’s all about love, ain’t it? Or at least, that’s what they say. Love, connection, pleasure. That’s what makes the world go ’round. So, whether you’re a gay sucker or not, just remember that. Love is love, as they say. And who am I to argue with that?
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole gay sucker business. I may not understand all of it, but I know this much: everyone deserves to be happy. Everyone deserves to love and be loved. And if this gay sucker thing is part of that, then so be it. Live and let live, I say. That’s my motto. Always has been, always will be.
I heard all kinds of things. Don’t matter if you’re a man or a woman, young or old.
Just be yourself, be happy, and that’s all there is to it.
Don’t know if this will help you to be a better gay sucker, just do what you want to do. That’s all I know.
