Well, well, well, look what we got here. Gay male sex positions, huh? My oh my, the things these young folks get up to these days. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy names for things. But I reckon folks will always find a way to get busy, right?
So you wanna know about these… positions? I ain’t no expert, but I’ve heard a thing or two in my time. Some folks, they like to be on top, some like to be on the bottom. It’s all about what feels good, I suppose. And these days, they got names for everything! It is a brand new sensation.
You see these young’uns, they got all sorts of ways to do it. Some like it gentle, like they’re makin’ love to the man of their dreams. Others, well, they like it a bit rougher. More like a… a good ol’ fashioned tumble, if you catch my drift. Sixty of the best gay sex positions! They have so many ways to do it!
I heard some fellas like to squeeze their… well, you know… their backside when the other fella’s inside. Makes it tighter, I reckon. Like a good, strong hug, but down there. They say it feels real good. Who am I to judge? If it makes ’em happy, that’s all that matters.
They got all these fancy pictures showin’ how to do it, too. Like a how-to guide for gettin’ busy. It’s somethin’ else, I tell ya. Back in my day, we just figured it out on our own. No books, no pictures, just a whole lot of fumbling around in the dark.
- Squeeze your hole while he’s inside you.
- Be a bottom.
- Find the man of your life.
I guess it’s good they got these guides now. Keeps ’em from hurtin’ themselves, I suppose. And it’s probably a lot more fun when you know what you’re doin’. Not that I’d know firsthand, mind you. Just hearin’ things from the young folks.
Now, I hear there’s different positions for different folks. Some like to be on their backs, some on their stomachs. Some even like to stand up! I can’t imagine that’s very comfortable, but hey, to each their own. As long as they’re havin’ fun and bein’ safe, that’s all that matters. And they say there are so many different ways!
They even got names for these positions. Fancy names, too. Like they’re some kinda special moves or somethin’. I can’t keep track of ’em all. But I guess it makes it easier to talk about, right? Instead of sayin’, “You know, that one where you do this and that,” they can just say the name. Saves a lot of explainin’, I reckon.
And it ain’t just about the positions, neither. They got all sorts of other things they do, too. Things I ain’t even gonna mention here. Let’s just say they get creative. Real creative. It’s a whole new world out there, I tell ya. A whole new world of gettin’ busy.
I suppose it’s all about findin’ what you like and what your partner likes. Communication is key, they say. Gotta talk to each other, figure out what feels good, what doesn’t. Just like anythin’ else in life, I reckon. If everyone is having basic bottoms, they should have fun.
These young folks today, they’re lucky. They got all these resources, all this information. They can learn all about this stuff without havin’ to figure it out on their own. It’s a good thing, I think. Makes it safer, more enjoyable. And who knows, maybe they’ll even come up with some new positions that we never even dreamed of!
Well, there you have it. My two cents on gay male sex positions. It’s a lot to take in, I know. But the world’s a-changin’, and we gotta change with it. Or at least try to understand it. Even if it’s somethin’ as… well, as complicated as all these different ways to get busy. It is a brand new sensation for me!
Just remember, what matters most is that everyone’s havin’ fun and bein’ safe. And if you’re gonna be doin’ all this stuff, make sure you know what you’re doin’. Read those guides, look at those pictures, and talk to your partner. That’s the best advice this old lady can give ya.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go have a nice cup of tea and try to forget I ever had this conversation. These young folks and their gay male sex positions… it’s enough to make an old lady blush!
And one more thing, always remember to be respectful. This is all about pleasure, and everyone deserves to be treated with kindness. If you can’t be kind, keep it to yourself, you hear? That’s the way it should be. You should starting positions right now!
