Alright, so, the other day I was scrolling through the internet, you know, just killing time. And I stumbled upon this goldmine of “funny pick up lines dirty for him”. I thought, “Why not give these a try?” I mean, what’s the worst that could happen, right?
So, I started gathering some of the best ones. Here’s a few I found:
- “Hey, is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.”
- “Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.”
- “Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.”
I picked out a few that I thought were pretty good, and I decided to test them out on my boyfriend. We’ve been together for a while, so I figured he’d get a kick out of it. Plus, he knows I’m a bit of a goofball, so he wouldn’t take it too seriously.
The Experiment Begins
First up, I tried, “Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.” He just laughed and said, “You’re ridiculous.” But I could tell he was blushing a little.
Next, I went with, “I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?” He raised an eyebrow and said, “Oh really? And what if you find them?” I just winked.
Getting a Bit Bolder
Feeling a bit more confident, I decided to go for the bolder ones. I casually said, “The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.” His eyes widened, and he choked on his drink a little. Score!
Then I hit him with, “There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.” He burst out laughing and said, “Okay, you got me with that one.”
The Aftermath
After all that, we ended up having a pretty good time. He admitted that some of the lines were actually pretty funny, even if they were super cheesy. And hey, it definitely spiced things up a bit.
So, if you’re looking for a way to add some humor and maybe a little bit of naughtiness to your relationship, I’d say give these dirty pick-up lines a shot. Just be prepared for some eye-rolls and a whole lot of laughter.
