Well, well, well, you young’uns these days always askin’ ’bout… you know… that thing. Fun things to do during sex, huh? Back in my day, we just did it and that was that. But I reckon times are changin’. So, I heard some things from the girls down at the market, maybe it will help you. It’s all about keepin’ that fire burnin’, you see?
First thing, you gotta talk. Yeah, I know, sounds simple. But you gotta tell your fella what you like, what you don’t like. Don’t be shy now, a closed mouth don’t get fed, as they say. And a little dirty talk never hurt nobody. It’s like addin’ spice to the stew, makes it tastier, you know?
And don’t be scared to try new things. That’s important. You don’t eat the same thing every day, right? Same goes for… that. Spice things up! Try new positions, if you wanna. Like, uh, I heard one called the “pretzel” or somethin’. Sounds bendy. But you know, whatever floats your boat. And you should explore each other. That’s all I will say about that.
- Talk to each other.
- Don’t be scared to say what you like.
- Try somethin’ new.
Oh, and another thing. Don’t just jump right in. Gotta warm up the oven before you bake the bread, right? Spend some time on that… what’s it called… foreplay. Yeah, foreplay. That’s like tendin’ to the garden before the harvest. Makes everything better in the long run. You can use your hands, your mouth, whatever you got. It is fun. A good foreplay is half the work.
And don’t forget about the mood! You gotta set the mood. Maybe light some candles, put on some music. Nothin’ too loud, though. Just somethin’ to get you in the spirit of things. Makes it more romantic, like them movies. Or not. You can just do it quick. But it is better to make it romantic. It feels better, you know?
Now, I heard some folks like to use toys. Yeah, toys! Like them vibratin’ things. I don’t know much about ’em, but I hear they can be quite… effective. If that’s your thing, go for it. Whatever makes you happy, I say. Just be careful with them things, don’t want no accidents. Some people say it is a spice. I don’t know, you try it.
And don’t be afraid to get a little silly. Laugh a little! It’s supposed to be fun, remember? Don’t take it too seriously. Just relax and enjoy yourselves. It’s like a dance, gotta find your rhythm. And it’s okay to make mistakes. Just keep trying and find what you enjoy.
- Set the mood with candles and music.
- Don’t be afraid of toys if that’s your thing.
- Laugh and have fun!
Another thing I heard is somethin’ called role-play. Like pretendin’ to be someone else. A nurse, a teacher, whatever. Sounds kinda silly to me, but hey, whatever gets your motor runnin’, right? I guess it can be fun to pretend sometimes. It is like a play but in your bedroom. It can be fun, they say.
And sometimes, just doin’ it in a different place can be excitin’. Not just the bed, you know. The kitchen, the living room, even outside if you’re feelin’ adventurous! Just don’t get caught, especially if you got neighbors like mine. The point is, it is good to try new things, new places, new positions. It keeps things fresh.
Oh, and them dirty texts! I hear the young folks sendin’ each other naughty messages all day long. Keeps the fire burnin’ even when you’re apart. Sounds kinda fun, I guess. You can write whatever you want, even the things you are too shy to say out loud. And don’t forget to tell each other what you like to do. It is like a secret.
- Try role-play if you’re feelin’ adventurous.
- Do it in different places, not just the
