My First Try At This
Heard people talk about “free use” blowjobs online and thought I’d check it out myself. Woke up early Sunday morning feeling curious but clueless. Figured I’d start simple: just search spots near my neighborhood using regular apps everyone uses.
Grabbed my keys and drove downtown first. Wandered around that sketchy alley behind the pizza joint where people sometimes hook up. Didn’t feel right though – trash cans overflowing, some dude passed out against a wall. Noped out fast.
- Lesson one: Bad lighting plus nasty smells kills the mood quick.
- Lesson two: Safety first, always. Saw broken glass everywhere. Hard pass.
Trial And Error Phase
Next tried that public park with thick bushes near the river. Waited 20 minutes on a bench pretending to read my phone. One guy walked past three times staring but didn’t approach. Another just grunted “nah” when I smiled. Felt like an idiot sitting there.
- Learned: Public spots mean unpredictable people. No control.
- Also: Cops patrol there evenings. Almost got busted just loitering.
Frustrated, I hit up a chat forum asking for advice. Some users suggested adult theaters – claimed they’re discreet. Drove 45 minutes to one that looked run-down but open. Paid cash for entry and got inside. Dim red lights, sticky floors… place smelled like old sweat and bleach. Tried sitting in the back row. Few guys walked by eyeing me but everyone kept moving. Felt awkward as hell just sitting alone.
Finally Figured It Out
Realized after wasting three weekends: gotta be smart about location. Found a private social club downtown through a friend of a friend. Members-only, discreet parking entrance. Went Wednesday night around 10 PM. Signed some paperwork upfront, got a locker key. Place was clean, modern lounge music playing soft. Chatted briefly with two guys at the bar before going to a private room down the hall. Locked the door behind us.
- Key takeaway: Private membership spots weed out creeps. Everyone’s vetted.
- Bonus: Soundproof rooms mean no rushing. Took our time.
Whole thing was way smoother than park benches or shady alleys. Took weeks of failed attempts but finally got it right. Bottom line? Free don’t mean careless. Paying for privacy and safety is 100% worth it.
