Okay, so, I bought this Fleshlight thing a while back, and let me tell you, it’s been an… experience. Figured I’d share my journey, since there’s a lot of folks out there curious about these things.
First off, when this thing arrived, I ripped open the package like a kid on Christmas morning. Inside, there’s this sleeve thing that’s all soft and, well, flesh-like. The instructions said to give it a good wash before using it, so I took it to the sink and ran some warm water through it, inside and out. I used some mild soap, like the package suggested. I think you need to be a little bit careful at this step to make sure it is clean.
Next up was the lube. Man, you need lube with this thing. I grabbed the bottle of water-based lube I picked up (gotta be water-based, apparently, it’s important). Then I applied it to the inside of the sleeve and used my fingers to push the lube further in. Also, I applied the lube to myself. The more, the merrier, right?
Alright, so, with everything prepped, it was time for the main event. I slid myself into the Fleshlight, and… whoa. It felt pretty damn good, I won’t lie. I started moving it up and down, experimenting with different speeds and pressures. It’s a bit weird at first, getting the hang of it, but once you find your rhythm, it’s smooth sailing.
I’ve tried a few different techniques, too. Sometimes I just hold it and move it like I described, other times I lay it on the bed and kind of hump it. There’s even this shower mount thing you can get, but I haven’t tried that yet. Each way feels a little different, so it’s fun to mix it up.
When I was done, I pulled out and, well, things got a little messy. That’s where cleanup comes in. I took the sleeve out of the case (it’s easy to remove, thankfully) and rinsed it out again with warm water. I used a bit of soap, made sure to get all the lube and, uh, other stuff out. Then, I let it air dry on a towel.
Some Takeaways
- Lube is your friend. Seriously, don’t skimp on the lube. It makes everything a lot more enjoyable.
- Cleanliness is key. You really gotta wash this thing thoroughly after each use. Hygiene is important, folks.
- Experiment with different techniques. There’s no one right way to use a Fleshlight. Try different things and see what you like best.
So, yeah, that’s my Fleshlight story. It’s definitely a unique experience, and I can see why these things are so popular. If you’re curious, I’d say give it a shot. Just remember to lube up and clean up afterward!
