Hey there, honey, let me tell you somethin’. Today, we gonna talk about that flat iron sex position. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s somethin’ for the bedroom, not for your hair, alright?
What’s this Flat Iron Thing?
Well, this flat iron position, it ain’t about ironin’ clothes neither. It’s a way to get close, real close, with your man. Some folks call it the Prone Bone or Spread Eagle, sound like food, right? But it’s better than any food I tell you that much. It’s about gettin’ it on, you know? And this one, it’s a bit different. It’s good for feelin’ all close and such.
Now, I ain’t no doctor, but I hear things. They say there’s a special spot, the G-spot, make you feel all good inside. This flat iron sex position, it’s supposed to be good for gettin’ to that spot. I don’t know about all that fancy talk, but I know it feels good, that’s for sure.
How You Do It?
So, how you do this thing? It ain’t hard, just gotta lay down. The woman, she lays on her belly, flat as a pancake. Then, the man, he lays on top. That’s why they call it flat iron, I reckon. Like you’re ironin’ out the wrinkles, ha!
You gotta keep your legs straight and closed. This is important, you hear me? Legs closed, like you’re holdin’ a secret. And the man, he’s gotta keep his legs straight too. Everyone’s flat, like two boards. That’s the flat iron sex position for ya.
Why It’s Good
- It’s close. Real close. You feel everything.
- They say it hits that special spot. Make you feel real good.
- It’s easy. Don’t need to be no gymnast.
- You can look into each other’s eyes. That’s nice, ain’t it?
- It can be slow. Or fast. Whatever you like.
This flat iron position, it’s good for feelin’ close. You’re all pressed up together, ain’t nothin’ gettin’ in between ya. And that can be real nice, especially if you love each other a whole bunch.
Some ladies, they like to be on top. They say it’s like bein’ in control. Like drivin’ the car. I like that, too. But this flat iron, it’s different. It’s like lettin’ go. Just relaxin’ and feelin’ good. And, honey, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that. No, ma’am.
Now, I heard some folks say this position can help if you’re tryin’ to have a baby. Don’t know if that’s true, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right? And if nothin’ else, you’ll have a good time tryin’!
Sex position can be fun, this is what I always say, just have fun, you know? I tell you one thing, this flat iron, if you do it right, your feet gonna be flat on your partner’s chest.
Spice Things Up a Bit
You wanna make it even better? Try puttin’ a pillow under your hips. That can change things up a bit. Make it feel different. Some folks like that. And don’t be afraid to talk to each other. Tell him what you like. Tell him what feels good. That’s important, you know. Communication. That’s the key to a happy life, and a happy bedroom, too!
And don’t forget to use your hands. Touch each other. Hold each other. That makes it even more special. This flat iron position, it’s all about being close, remember? So get close! Don’t be shy.
You can also try different speeds. Go slow at first. Feel each other out. Then, maybe go a little faster. See what you like. There ain’t no rules, just have fun. That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? Havin’ fun and feelin’ good.
Just Try It Out
So, there you have it. That’s the flat iron sex position. It ain’t fancy, but it’s good. It’s close, it’s intimate, and it can feel real, real good. So why not give it a try? You might just like it. And if you don’t, well, there’s plenty of other fish in the sea, as they say. Plenty of other ways to get close to your man.
Just remember to be safe, be respectful, and have fun. That’s all that matters. And who knows, maybe this flat iron position will become your new favorite. You never know until you try, right? And honey, life’s too short not to try new things, especially in the bedroom! So, you just have some fun with your sex position, you know? This flat iron thing, could be very good for you.
Alright, that’s all I got for you today. Now go on, get out there and have some fun! You deserve it. And don’t forget what I told ya about that G-spot. It’s there somewhere, just waitin’ to be found! And maybe, just maybe, this flat iron sex position will help you find it. Good luck, honey!
