Okay, so I saw this “five inch penis” thing trending, and my curiosity was, uh, piqued. I figured, why not give it a shot? Not like I had anything to lose (or gain, really). I’m all about trying new, weird, and slightly questionable practices, right?
First, I did what anyone else would do: I googled it. A bunch of stuff popped up, it was so crazy and funny.I’m not gonna lie, I spent way too long just scrolling through this crazy stuff.
Then, I went for research. I read some forums.I tried to find some kind of step-by-step guide, I wanted something clear, with easy steps.
Armed with my, uh, “newfound knowledge,” I started my adventure.
I gotta say, the whole process felt pretty awkward.
Honestly, the whole thing was…an experience. It was funny, weird, and definitely not what I * in the end, I could say”I did it”.
So, there you have it. My deep dive into the “five inch penis” . Would I recommend it? Maybe. Would I do it again? Probably not. But hey, at least I have a ridiculous story to tell, right?
