Okay, so, I had this thing I wanted to try out, right? I heard from somewhere that you could, like, modify your body or something. I don’t know, sounded kinda crazy but I was curious. So I went and got this, um, device thing. It was supposed to, uh, make certain parts bigger.
I followed the instructions and all that. You put it on, and it’s supposed to, you know, do its thing. It was a little weird, not gonna lie. Kind of uncomfortable, and it took some getting used to.
So, I started using this thing every day. I’d put it on in the morning, and then I would go about my day. But man, it was a pain sometimes. I couldn’t, like, bend over or anything. It was like wearing a really stiff belt.
- Put the thing on. Felt weird.
- Tried to go for a walk. Big mistake.
- Took it off after a few hours. No difference.
Day 1:
- Still using it. Still feels weird.
- Maybe a little bigger? I don’t know.
- My girlfriend laughed at me.
Day 7:
- Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
- It’s definitely bigger, but it’s, like, too wide now.
- I tried to, you know, do the deed, but it didn’t fit.
- She said, and I quote, “Your dick is too wide.”
Day 30:
So yeah, that’s where I’m at. It’s bigger, but it’s the wrong kind of bigger. I’m thinking about stopping, but I don’t know if it’ll go back to normal. I guess I’ll keep you guys updated. Maybe this is a cautionary tale or something. Don’t believe everything you hear, and maybe don’t try to make your junk bigger with some weird device you bought from the fitside.
Stopped using it after a month. It is a bit smaller now, but still not quite right. She still complains sometimes, but it is less often than before. She said it’s getting better slowly. I might try it again.
What a ride.
