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So, I decided to try this “timegay” thing. I’d heard about it, seen some stuff, and, well, curiosity got the better of me. I’m not gonna lie, I was nervous. Like, palms sweating, heart racing kind of nervous.
First, I did some research. You know, just casually browsing around, seeing what the deal was. Trying to figure out the basics, what I needed, what to expect. It’s all a bit overwhelming at first, honestly.
Getting Started
- Gathered my supplies. This was a bit awkward, ngl. Walking into the store, trying to act all cool and collected. I grabbed what I thought I needed, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone.
- Set the mood. Dimmed the lights, put on some music. You know, just trying to create a chill vibe.
- Took a shower first, this is very important.
Then came the actual, uh, doing it part. I fumbled around for a bit, trying to figure out how everything worked. There were some awkward moments, some close calls, and a whole lot of “wait, what am I doing?”
It was…different. Not what I expected, that’s for sure. There were some good parts, some not-so-good parts. I definitely learned a few things along the way. Like, seriously, preparation is key. Don’t just jump into it like I did.
Afterward, I just kind of sat there for a while, processing everything. It was a weird mix of emotions. Relief, maybe a little bit of accomplishment, and a whole lot of “what just happened?”

Overall, it was an experience. Would I do it again? Maybe. I’m not sure yet. It’s definitely something you have to be in the right mindset for. And, you know, maybe do a little more research than I did.